In 2018, the Orange Prolapse went on a "Game of Throner Boner Twitter Kick." He posted a series of memes. Stuff like this.
Naturally, social media began comparing the #OPOTUS to the petulant 13 year old king Joffrey Baratheon who’d casually order torture and summary executions. Fascinating how even the most bizarre, fictional entertainment can echo reality.
In 2019, an individual employed by the federal government looked me squarely in the eye and said “Mr. Saferstein, with all due respect, you seem to have a really vivid imagination.” I countered, “Is that a crime?” He candidly replied, “No, of course not.”
So back in 2015, there was a season finale Game of Thrones scene where the Queen, Cersai Lannister, is stripped naked and paraded through the streets. Her crime? She committed adultery with her brother. SHAME! She was forced to make the dreaded "Walk of Shame" as the ordinary townsfolk of King’s Landing mocked and cursed her, pelted her with rotten food, one old geezer taunts her with his dick, etc. It’s conceptually very similar to the scene near the end of Braveheart where William Wallace is convicted of treason. Except they don’t execute Cersai. They just humiliate her to the point of an excruciatingly tearful, mental breakdown. Blogger blocks the youtube upload due to the frontal nudity. But if you wanna see the real one, it's out there. You just need to click the proof of age verification.
So here’s my idea. Someone really needs to create a “deep fake” video of Trump making the "K-Street" version of the Walk of Shame. Exiting the White House, he gets stripped naked exposing his button mushroom sized penis, sagging mammaries, overwhelming gock, orange hued body, mussed up hair, and so on and so forth. Maybe let him keep the long red tie. However, one big difference. The ordinary citizens would all be people from Trump’s inner circle. They’d be the ones callously judging, hurling sentiments of SHAME! Here’s the list:
Rudy Giuliani (with the face paint streaks)
The My Pillow Guy: beats Trump with a pillow or a Trumpy Bear
Mel Gibson: anti-semite angle (drunken, incoherent - throws a sandwich at him)
Dragon: Maybe toss in a Game of Thrones fire breathing dragon
Sean Spicer pulls up in his motorized podium
Jared Kushner: Squeaky voice “My name is Jared Kushner”
Senators: Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Tommy Tuberville (in Auburn gear).
House members: Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Mark Meadows, etc.
Formerly impeached presidents: Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, maybe Bill Clinton.
Obligatory daddy-daughter combo: Mike Huckabee and Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Trump's favorite faith healers: Franklin Graham, Pat Robertson, etc.
VP Mike Pence: with an oversized fly on his head
Mitch McConnell: mumbling the word shame
Besmirched ex-Cabinet members: Rex Tillerson (calls him a fucking idiot), John Bolton (emphasis on the mustache), etc.
The kids: Don. Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany.
Melania: with the Eastern European accent and tag along Baron
Celebrity Apprentice castoffs: Gary Busey, MeatLoaf (I’m gonna shame ya right now, I’m gonna shame you forever), Omarosa, Cyndi Lauper, George Takei (that distinctive deep voice)
People Trump has pardoned: Roger Stone, Steve Bannon (bad complexion), Paul Manafort (in orange prison attire), Mike Flynn. Sheriff Joe Arapio
Fox News crew: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Jeanine Pirro
Ex-wives: Marla Maples, Ivana, what the hell, maybe even throw in Playboy's Karen McDougal and a 36DD boobed Stormy Daniels
NFL: Roger Goodell, Jerry Jones, Robert Kraft, Colin Kaepernick
Former Attorneys General: William Barr and Jeff Sessions
Rock stars: Ted Nugent (w/ guitar) and Kid Rock (draped in an American flag)
The scene drags for 6 minutes so it’s pretty much an “anyone goes” scenario. My only request. Just try to avoid using any of the libs or Trump haters. The idea plays out way better if the angry crowd consists solely of friends and family, cronies and sycophants.
By the way, here’s a way to incorporate the SHAME concept in the real world. Immediately after the January 6, 2021 Capitol domestic terrorist attack, I noticed something unusual happening in my township. Everyone who had proudly displayed their Trump signs (Trump/Pence, the muscular Trump-Rambo comparison, TRUMP: NO MORE BULLSHIT), the Trump mannequins, the Trump bumper stickers, etc. All of a sudden, all of that shit is gone. Keep in mind, this is more than a month after the 2020 election. All the Trump signage mysteriously vanished... like a fart in the wind. I imagine people are fearing the prospect of recrimination. You know, the neighborly scrutiny and judgment. Not to mention the possibility of their homes being vandalized or vehicles keyed. Well, I say, just simply bring it back. Return those yard signs to their previous locations. Slap a Trump/Pence bumper sticker back on that Ford F-350. You get the drift.
Anyway, here’s my daily parody. This one’s pretty mean. Even by my standards. Great dueling guitar solo at the end.
Dedicated to USC police officer Brian Sicknick who was beaten to death with a fire extinguisher in the U.S. Capitol domestic terrorist attack.
A taint if you dare
Sucked by the Ivanka
Tonguing without a care
Up next is the fisting
And it opened just right
She gave him sucky up and down that rim
It was a blow job alright
It don’t matter if you’re gay
You can cum ring my bell
But I was thinkin' to myself
'This could be liquid or it could be gel
Then she opened a Red Bull
And shoved it up my ass
Choir voices singin’ she’s a whore
I thought she farted some gas
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-A-Lago
Such a gaudy place (such a gaudy place)
Such an ugly face
Gotta use ZOOM at the Hotel Mar-A-Lago
China virus here (China virus here)
Covid time all year
Her body’s Tiffany-gangbanged
She got the Tiffany bling
She got a lot of big ass, big ass toys
That she sticks in
How she fucks in Wells Fargo
Debt, so much, debt
Some fuck all the members
Some fuck cuz they’re wet
So I Morganed the Captain
"Please bring me my rum”
He said, “I’ll crack your coconuts, it’ll be so much fun”
And still those choices when you decide to be gay
Take it up the ass at the crack of dawn
Throw the cum away
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-A-Lago
Such a gaudy place (such a gaudy place)
Such an ugly face
They golfin’ the course at the Hotel Mar-A-Lago
Filled with Chinese spies (filled with Chinese spies)
Mask your mouth and eyes
Melania feeling
Hot pink dildo advice
And she said, “Think in terms of profiteers dear”
A crap of the dice
And back at Donald’s tower
They infected the yeast
Retweet it to their silly wives
If they would just desist and cease
I want to dismember
I want to cut off his dick
I need a knife from the block
Even though it’s not thick
“Quack Quack” said the Ass Man
"We are prolapsed to deceive
You can shit out anything Third Reich
Orange douchebag Summer’s Eve“
The Eagles
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinkin' to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted
She got the Mercedes bends, uh
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax", said the night man
"We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave"
Eagles concert:
8-15-94, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
Please do not share this information with Bill Belichick, Hotel Mar-A-Lago employees, Wells Fargo employees, Jared Kushner, Tiffany Trump, dildo manufacturers, Summer's Eve manufacturers, anyone who consumes Captain Morgan or Red Bull products, any male who has been castrated, any female who has experienced a yeast infection, United States President Donald Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and/or any individual who identifies themself as a homosexual.
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