Kind of amusing how the two celebrity ex-Steelers, Le'Veon Bell and Antonio Brown, both have an opportunity to win a Super Bowl ring in 2021. Although I doubt either of them will have a major impact on the game itself. It's reminiscent of when short yardage running back LeGarrette Blount was exiled from Pittsburgh. His crime? Blount was busted for literally smoking a blunt. By the most vilified cop in the history of the Burgh. He busted him and Le'Veon Bell on McKnight Rd.
So then, Blount immediately signs a deal with New England and wins two Super Bowls. And then signs with Philly and wins a third. Must be some kind of Rasta thing. Or being in the wrong place at the right time. He really owes that Ross Police Township cop a gift of some sort. Maybe a gift card for that Dunkin' in West View.
I had a very brief A.B. encounter back in the summer of 2017. I was out for my daily walk over by the city county building. Anyway, this thumping sports car's desperately trying to make a right on red as if the driver's life is hanging in the balance. But this semi-homeless, old geezer with a walker was trying to cross the street. Obviously, the turd driving the vehicle was none other than A.B. And he was freaking the fuck out. Pissed off and gesticulating wildly at this poor old dude. Naturally, he squealed the tires before the guy even made it to the curb. Nearly ran him over.
A.B., I Know You’re Gay
sonofsaf
Homos suck the dongs and don’t ask why
On the NFL’s grandest stage
Suddenly he learns that he’s not white
Hard at play in Tampon Bay
Don't masturbate
There’s no time to hate
Ooh A.B. I know you’re gay
Faggot A.B. I know you’re gay
Faggot A.B. all night and day
His ass seems to shit and stink and cry
When the Proud Boys stand back stand by
Twitter gives me all the power to whine, whine, whine
I can act in ways that aren’t fine
Don't masturbate
There’s no time to hate
Ooh A.B. I know you’re gay
Faggot A.B. I know you’re gay
Faggot A.B. all night and day
Well don't masturbate
There’s no time to hate
I can see the cum drip down your thighs
Pray the gay, away lies
Crowds in stadiums were so much fun
I wish I had a gun
To shoot someone
Don't masturbate
There’s no time to hate
Ooh A.B. I know you’re gay
Faggot A.B. I know you’re gay
Faggot A.B. all night and day
Baby, I Love Your Way
Peter Frampton
Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city
Don't hesitate
'Cause your love won't wait
Ooh baby I love your way / Ooh AB I think you’re gay
Want to tell you I love your way
Want to be with you night and day
Moon appears to shine and light the sky
With the help of some firefly
Wonder how they have the power to shine, shine, shine
I can see them under the pine
Don't hesitate
Cause your love won't wait
Ooh baby I love your way
Want to tell you I love your way
Want to be with you night and day
Well don't hesitate
Cause your love won't wait
I can see the sunset in your eyes
Brown and gray, blue besides
Clouds are stalking islands in the sun
I wish I could buy one
Out of season
Don't hesitate
Cause your love won't wait
Ooh baby I love your way
Want to tell you I love your way
Want to be with you night and day
Let's see here. Brown signed with the Steelers in 2010 and lasted til 2018. That's 8 years and 64 home games (excluding preseason and postseason of course). During that time frame, I'm guessing I've seen him play at Heinz Field probably around 55 times or so. Plus a few playoff games. But my favorite memory will always be the doctored Karate Kid knock off video of his punt return against the Browns. The kick happened right in front of us. Never gets old.
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