The Steelers just promoted QB Coach Matt Canada. He's our new offensive coordinator.
This was probably the worst kept yinzer secret since it was speculated that Luke Ravenstahl once "partied" in the mayor's office.
Just for the record, if your season ends in a colossal disappointment, wouldn't it be a better idea to look outside the organization for a top tier position? I mean, there's 31 other NFL teams and basically an infinite number of NCAA coaches. Isn't it kind of naive to think... "oh yeah, the ideal candidate, the perfect person for the position... aw shucks, he was with us all along. He was right before our very own eyes.
Oh, maybe it's just me.
sonofsaf
Matt Canada
A gnome shouts out and stands
R.J. Dio love is all that we demand
With burger parts and XL fries
Buy me some strong coffee
Main dish and side
Matt Canada, just run the ball for me
God take a stand, Columbian coffee
Matt Canada, just run the ball for me
Matt Canada, just run the ball for me
O Canada
National Anthem
O Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love in all of us command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The True North strong and free
From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
God keep our land glorious and free
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
Please do not share this information with Steelers Offensive Coordinator Matt Canada, former Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl, the estate of Ronnie James Dio, consumers of fast food, and/or anyone who has ever sung the Canadian National Anthem.
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