#55. Stirewalt

I went to school with this guy's older brother.  

Jim Stirewalt was a year ahead of me when I was in 6th and 7th grade at Wheeling Country Day School.  Way back in the early 80's.  His younger brother Chris Stirewalt had been a long time commentator for Fox News.  Until they fired him because he correctly called Arizona for Biden.  Sucks when you do your job to the best of your ability... but still get fired because the truth conflicts with your employer and the agenda of an Orange Prolapse.

 

I had a brief conversation with Chris late one night at the Alpha.  Probably about 15 years ago.  But I can't recall what we talked about.  So I doubt he'd remember me.  Although I'd be willing to bet that he does know of me.  Hey, after all, it's Wheeling, West Virginia.  

Dedicated to Chris Stirewalt.  I'm quite certain you'll land on your feet.  On the 1-100 difficulty scale, I'd rank this parody about a 95. 

Stirewalt
sonofsaf

They fired Stirewalt
His words tasted like In & Out
They likely think he’s gay
Call it polling prying by the pound and
At a Trumper rally

The votes were cast and things
They made the voters really think
They likely think he’s gay
Call it polling prying by the pound and
At a Trumper rally

But all the news is fake
People don’t ever ask why and they don’t care
The results in Arizona were a tad askew
What a bummer this election was so screwed
Years for more there will be blood for me
I hate all the Jews

Fox will dismember you
Their bayonets will barge on through
Plenty to volunteer
Call it polling prying by the pound and
At a Trumper rally

But all the news is fake
People don’t ever ask why and they don’t care
The results in Arizona were a tad askew
What a bummer this election was so screwed
Years four more there will be blood for me
I hate all the Jews

The boys are grifting proud
The regal Trumping back of my hand
Fetching the hurling sins
His failures tease a grim final stand
Illegals laughing sing
Checkmate as counters claim contraband

Fox will not hold his hand
The hearty Biden result was bland
He knew there was no crime
A thousand voters we’ll reprimand
Grim are the reaper’s fears
Fuck the Republicans five million cheers

They fired Stirewalt
His words tasted like In & Out
They fired Stirewalt
His words tasted like In & Out

But all the news is fake
People don’t ever ask why and they don’t care
Years four more there will be blood and no one cares

They fired Stirewalt
His words tasted like In & Out
They likely think he’s gay
Call it polling prying by the pound and
At a Trumper rally

But all the news is fake
People don’t ever ask why and they don’t care
The results in Arizona are a tad askew
What a bummer this election was so screwed
Years for more there will be blood for me
I hate all the Jews

Da la la la da da la

Roundabout
Yes

I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out 'n' out
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley

The music dance and sing
They make the children really ring
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley

In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty four before my love you'll see
I'll be there with you

I will remember you
Your silhouette will charge the view
Of distance atmosphere
Call it morning driving through the sound and
Even in the valley

In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty four before my love you'll see
I'll be there with you

Along the drifting cloud
The eagle searching down on the land
Catching the swirling wind
The sailor sees the rim of the land
The eagle's dancing wings
Create as weather spins out of hand

Go closer hold the land
Feel partly no more than grains of sand
We stand to lose all time
A thousand answers by in our hand
Next to your deeper fears
We stand surrounded by a million years

I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out 'n' out
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out 'n' out

In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
Twenty four before my love and I'll be there

I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out 'n' out
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley

In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty four before my love you'll see
I'll be there with you

Da la la la da da la

 

Oddly enough, I've never seen Yes in concert.  Considering the number of times they've played Pittsburgh, I would label this a "curious anomaly."  Just for the record, I absolutely recommend 90125 (not the tv series).  Easily one of the best albums of the 80's.

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