#39. Mister Sister

Last week, Dee Snider the lead singer of Twisted Sister, was interviewed by the Super Genius Mark Madden for his radio show.  Great stuff.  They shared rock'n'roll memories of the late 80's and talked about his recent cameo appearance in season 3 of the Netflix Cobra Kai series. 

During the interview, Snider divulged something a little cringe worthy.  Back in the day, they were playing a concert in a mid-sized shed on the secondary arena market (Toledo, Des Moines, etc.).  The band's totally rocking out and the entire crowd is up on their feet... head banging, devil horns, screaming their collective brains out, etc.  Well except for this one small section in the arena.  All of them refuse to stand up.  So Dee Snider calls them out.  And starts heckling them from the stage.  He even gets the lighting guy to shine the spotlight on this specific section.  Snider is incensed by their non-participation and fumes off the stage.

He's greeted by his manager who yells, "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"  Snider replies, "That one section just won't stand up!" His manager fires back, "Dee, that's the handicapped section!"

Anyway, here's an obligatory contrasting picture of Dee Snider and the smug Orange Prolapse who could leasily qualify as mentally handicapped.

 

Mister Sister
sonofsaf

Mister Sister
Oh you’re gonna cum
And it’s gonna be a ton of fun
Cuz you are gay
Who you blowing
What you sucking for
Using those toys
Don't need no batteries to screw
You Jew

He’s kosher and
Salami is right
No ham for you tonight
It’s not as if you’ll fight

Blow job go
You're throbbing and can’t last
And cum is hurrying
It’s very fast
Today you’re gay
Mister Sister
Don’t you have a wife
Would she give it up
I heard she is a Jew
A Jew
A Jew yeah

He’s kosher and
Salami is right
Some ham for you tonight
And bacon sounds so right

He’s kosher and
Salami is right
No ham for you tonight
It’s not as if you’ll fight

He’s kosher and
Salami is right
No ham for you tonight
It’s not as if you’ll fight

He’s kosher and
Salami is right
No ham for you tonight
It’s not as if you’ll fight

Mister Sister
Oh you’re gonna cum
And it’s gonna be a ton of fun
Cuz you are gay
But you're butt fucking
Yeah butt fucking

 

Sister Christian
Night Ranger

Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say okay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe, you know
You're growing up so fast
And mama's worrying
That you won't last
To say let's play
Sister Christian
There's so much in life
Don't you give it up
Before your time is due
It's true
It's true yeah

Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving through the night

Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say okay
But you're motoring
Yeah motoring

Night Ranger concerts:

2-16-86, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Please do not share this information with sports-radio journalist Mark Madden, singer Dee Snider, former President Donald Trump, and/or individuals who are gay and maintain a kosher diet.