Saturday, January 23, 2021

#30. Treason of the Mitch

More Mitch!


 

There's a a few different versions of "Season of the Witch" with subtle lyrical changes along the way.  Donovan, Lana Del Ray, Joan Jett, even Vanilla Fudge (my least favorite).  Instead let's go with this live Robert Plant circa 2017.


Treason of the Mitch
sonofsaf

I know Republicans blow
The economy
I know conservatives all blow
So many silly sheeple for me
They’re strange
Deranged

Why do you mumble like a bitch
Why do you mumble like a bitch
Why do you mumble like a bitch
Mmm-hmm, must be the treason of the Mitch
Must be the treason of the Mitch, yeah
Must be the treason of the Mitch

This party can’t get much older
I see Cruz and Hawley
They seek a hostile takeover
Not older than me
But they’re strange
So deranged

Why do you mumble like a bitch
Why do you mumble like a bitch, yeah
Why does his groin and ballsack itch
Oh no, must be the treason of the Mitch
Must be the treason of the Mitch, yeah
Must be the treason of the Mitch

Why do you mumble like a bitch
Who’s gonna throw out the first pitch
Why do his testicles itch
Oh no, must be the treason of the Mitch
Must be the treason of the Mitch
Must be the treason of the Mitch
We all blow

I know Republicans blow
I see Cruz & Hawley
I know conservatives all blow
So many silly sheeple for me
They’re strange
So deranged

Why do you mumble like a bitch
Why do you mumble like a bitch
Who’s gonna throw out the first pitch
Oh no, must be the treason of the Mitch
Must be the treason of the Mitch, yeah
Must be the treason of the Mitch
We all blow
We all blow

Season of the Witch
Donovan

When I look out my window
Many sights to see
And when I look in my window
So many different people to be
That is strange
So strange

You've got to pick up every stitch
You've got to pick up every stitch
You've got to pick up every stitch
Mmm-hmm, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch

When I look over my shoulder
What do you think I see?
Some other cat lookin' over
His shoulder at me
And he's strange
Sure is strange

You've got to pick up every stitch
You've got to pick up every stitch, yeah
Beatnicks are out to make it rich
Oh no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch

You've got to pick up every stitch
The rabbits runnin' in the ditch
Beatnicks out to make it rich
Oh no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch
Where'd I go

When I look out my window
What do you think I see
And when I look in my window
So many different people to be
It's strange
Sure is strange

You've got to pick up every stitch
You've got to pick up every stitch
The rabbits runnin' in the ditch
Oh no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch
Where'd I go
Where'd I go

Robert Plant:

3-25-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Do not share this information with Donovan, Robert Plant, Lana Del Ray, Joan Jett, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO), people who commit treason, and/or those who consume fudge.

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