#27. I Love Buffalo

The Buffalo Bills find themselves back in the AFC Championship.  Surprisingly, the line opened at Chiefs (-3) and hasn't moved one iota.  Even with Patrick Mahomes in concussion protocol.  You'd think that would be sufficient cause to consider a half point hook.  Not the case.

This one time, we were listening to "I Love Rock'n'Roll" and I asked Jennifer S., "What the hell is a 'ricomachet' anyway."  She looked at me, "Saffy, it's 'record machine.'  I saw him standing there by the record machine."  Oh, that makes more sense.  I always thought it was some kind of obscure "ricochet/rickshaw" reference.

If the Bills can pull off a road victory Sunday night, I'm demanding that my parody become the new rallying cry for the organization.  Trust me, the fans would dig it.  Has tremendous tailgater appeal. 

Dedicated to Wheeling's very own turbo-charged P.J Harkins.  He used to play drums for Joan Jett.  

Also dedicated to the frenzied witchy wife of the couple who owns Drovers in Wellsburg, WV (easily the best wings throughout the entire tri-state area).  She's a strong advocate for, and a hard proponent of... the "double boners."

(By the way, I like the guy in the front row at the 1:29 minute mark who gives his woman a quick smooch on the cheek.  He will indubitably be on the receiving end of some action after this show's over.  Fo sho.)  

I Love Buffalo
sonofsaf

I know this wing joint called a Million Degrees.
Make you shit like a human centipede
The flavors are so wrong
Takin’ hits from big ‘ol bong
And you shouldn’t be wearin’ a thong
When you gnaw the bone, yeah, bone
And you shouldn’t be wearin’ a thong
When you gnaw the bone, yeah bone, eatin’

I love Buffalo
So put some more hot sauce on the double, boners
I love Buffalo
So cum and wipe your ass and dry rub me
Ow

No mild, cuz I want my, intestines inflamed
Salt and pepper, he said, but it’s all fair game.
I said, please uber me on home, so I can dump alone
And next we were gnawing’ on
He had the bone, yeah, bone
Next we were gnawin’ on
He had the bone, yeah, me eatin’

I love Buffalo
So put some more hot sauce on the double, boners
I love Buffalo
So cum and wipe your ass and dry rub me
Ow

Said please uber me on home, so I can dump alone
Next we were gnawin’ on
He had the bone, yeah, bone
And we’ll be gnawin’ on
And eatin’ that same old dong
Yeah, with me, eatin’

I love Buffalo
So put some more hot sauce on the double, boners
I love Buffalo
So cum and wipe your ass and dry rub

I love Buffalo
So put some more hot sauce on the double, boners
I love Buffalo
So cum and wipe your ass and dry rub

I love Buffalo
So put some more hot sauce on the double, boners
I love Buffalo
So cum and wipe your ass and dry rub

I love Buffalo
So put some more hot sauce on the double, boners
I love Buffalo
So cum and wipe your ass and dry rub

I love Buffalo
So put some more hot sauce on the double, boners
I love Buffalo
So cum and wipe your ass and dry rub me

 

I Love Rock’n’Roll
Joan Jett

I saw him dancin' there by the record machine
I knew he must a been about seventeen
The beat was goin' strong
Playin' my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
'Til he was with me, yeah, me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long,
'Til he was with me, yeah, me, singin'

I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow

He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name
"That don't matter", he said, "'cause it's all the same”.
I said, "Can I take you home where we can be alone?"
And next we were movin' on.
He was with me, yeah, me
Next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah, me singin'

I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow

Said, "Can I take you home where we can be alone?"
Next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah, me
And we'll be movin' on
And singin' that same old song
Yeah, with me, singin'

I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts:

7-14-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Last time they came to Star Lake was on my birthday (8-1-19).  Now, I like Joan Jett n'all.  Leather Tuscadero too for that matter.  

However, the concert coincided with Jeff Lynne at the arena.  Needless to say, we opted for ELO.

Do not share this information with the Buffalo Bills players/ownership/management, musician Joan Jett, drummer Paul Harkins, various Blackhearts, and/or people who routinely consume buffalo wings (specifically the double boners).