Let us reflect back on Trump's Cabinet. Only two individuals of color.
One of them was the definitive definition of a token negro. Ben Carson overseeing Housing and Urban Development. I knew there was a reason Trump referred to him as "house boy." Wasn't he supposed to be a brain surgeon? The whole thing just never seemed like a good fit. It has been alleged that he'd walk around the Capitol, jokingly mumbling with his best Les Claypool impression... "My name is HUD."
Oh yeah. And then there's Mitch McConnell's Taiwanese wife Elaine Chao. Let's make her the Secretary of Transportation. That was surely one helluva interview. Didn't she used to drive one of those 24-wheelers delivering shit for Alibaba. Maybe. Maybe not.
Definitely no Hispanics. Definitely no American Indians. The closest Trump came was labeling Elizabeth Warren as "Pocahantos." Classy! And certainly no Indians of the curry variety.
Whoa! Just you wait one damn tandoori minute! What about Kashyup "Kash" Patel?
On January 16, the My Pillow guy was at the White House.
It was all part of a last ditch effort to get CIA Director Gina Haspel removed. He wanted to install this dangerously unqualified, sycophantic lackey, Trump loyalist, Kash Patel... as head of the entire fucking CIA. During the final week of the administration no less. All in an effort to secure a lucrative pillow contract with the Defense, er uh, Offense Department. You gotta be kidding me.
Fortunately the joke's on the Orange Prolapse. The few people in the administration who are actually qualified to do the technical paperwork are long gone. Praise Vishnu! Incidentally, I think everyone should call the guy "Ketchup." If you're gonna voluntarily Americanize your name, you really need to go all the way.
Dedicated to the most important pillow salesman in the history of mankind, Mike Lindell.
sonofsaf
I did the crime caught in a sting, yeah
I show no joy and never grin, yeah
Person of color slum dog scavengers, yeah
Feelin’ bad and shallow no more turds
A Christian gift for you, an elf on a shelf
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel, yeah
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel
Kash Patel
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel
He ain’t that humble
Scavenged and unsound fairy tooth, yeah
You give me head suck my cock uncouth, yeah
Busted my skin token try bean curd
Just deep and slutty in this necklace pearled
A Christian gift for you, an elf on a shelf
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel, yeah
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel
Kash Patel
A Christian gift for you, an elf on a shelf
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel, yeah
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel, yeah
He ain’t that humble
Fuck you Kash Patel!
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel
He ain’t that humble
Kash Patel
He ain’t that humble
Catch My Fall
Billy Idol
I have the time so I will sing, yeah
I'm just a boy but I will win, yeah
Lost song of lovers, fellow travelers, yeah
Leave me sad and hollow out of words
It could happen to you so think for yourself
If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
Catch my fall
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
If I should stumble
Traveled and unwound my own truth, yeah
I've laid my head on the rock of youth, yeah
Trusted and then broken my own word
Just to keep me free in this mad, mad world
It could happen to you so think for yourself
If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
Catch my fall
It could happen to you so think for yourself
If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah
If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah
If I should stumble
Won't you catch my fall?
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
If I should stumble
Never seen Billy Idol in concert but here's a fantastic live broadcast from 1987. Cow Palace, Daly City, CA.
Do not share this information with Ben Carson, Elaine Chao, Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY), Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), pillow biter Mike Lindell, musicians Les Claypool & Billy Idol, United States President Donald J. Trump, Christians and minorities of color.
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