#496. He's Jolly Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby got out of a prison today... in my home state.

I actually conceived of this meme back when he got charged.  Then again, so did many.

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled the case had a procedural error somewhere along the way.  

I'll let the song speak for itself.

 

He’s Jolly Bill Cosby
sonofsaf

He’s jolly, Bill Cosby, you make the call, whoo
He’s jolly, Bill Cosby, you make the call
And he’s druggin’ and he’s rapin’
Doesn’t matter at all

Oh the Pennsylvania Supreme
Court is too far to the right
Now he’s out Bill Cosby
Fox News loves that he’s black not white

He’s jolly, Bill Cosby, you make the call
And he’s druggin’ and a rapin’
Doesn’t matter at all

Jello Puddin’ told me
“Bill, you’re losin’ all your pep”
He’s gonna stick it in ya
He spikes the drinks all by himself

He’s jolly, Bill Cosby, you make the call
And he’s druggin’ and a rapin’
Doesn’t matter at all, ahhhhh

He’s jolly, Bill Cosby, you make the call, whoo
He’s jolly, Bill Cosby, you make the call
And he’s druggin’ and a rapin’
Doesn’t matter at all

A comedy performer
‘Cause it used to be his thing
When he drugged them happily
He fuckin’ ring a ding dings

He’s jolly, Bill Cosby, you make the call
And he’s druggin’ and a rapin’
Doesn’t matter at all

Good Golly Miss Molly
Little Richard

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball, whoo
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball
When you're rockin' and a rollin'
Can't hear your momma call

From the early, early mornin'
'Til the early, early night
When the caught Miss Molly
Rockin' at the house of blue light

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball
When you're rockin' and a rollin'
Can't hear your momma call

Momma, poppa told me
"Son, you better watch your step."
If they knew poppa's momma
I have to watch my pa myself

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball
When you're rockin' and a rollin'
Can't hear your momma call, ahhhhh

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball, whoo
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball
When you're rockin' and a rollin'
Can't hear your momma call

I'm going to the corner
Gonna buy a diamond ring
When she hug me and kiss me
Make me ting-a-ling-a-ling

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball
When you're rockin' and a rollin'
Can't hear your momma call

 

Little Richard has played in Pittsburgh 5 times (from 1956 - 1998).  Syria Mosque twice, I.C. Light Amphitheater, Star Lake and even Three Rivers Stadium.  Although the last venue was admittedly after a Pirates/Cardinals game.  I missed 'em all.  And now he's gone.

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