Monday, June 28, 2021

#486. Ducey

Trump is searching for a Republican candidate to challenge Governor Doug Ducey (R-AZ).  Why?  Because the Arizona gubner ignored his phone call on live tv.  This resulted in the Orange Prolapse turning a brighter shade of crimson red.


So here's my suggestion.  From here on out, when a Fox News host invariably ridicules Doug Ducey, (you know, because he took a reasonable, principled stand against Orange Colonic), I would encourage them to go "straight up, homely, dimwitted, functional retard."  Whenever any of 'em specifically mention Doug Ducey by name, make sure to invoke the Seinfeld scene where Elaine gets propositioned. 


I Love Ducey
The Ducey Show
Here’s Ducey


I Love Lucy
The Lucy Show
Here’s Lucy


Never much cared for the name Lucille Ball, Loose Lucy, and/or the Lucy character who'd pull the football away from Charlie Brown.  They can all pretty much suck the Peppermint Patty.

Please do not share this information with Governor Doug Ducey (R-AZ).

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