#449. Sidney Who's Blinding White

Sidney Powell is the ex-Trump attorney who basically testified that if you believed her lies about the 2020 election outcome... well, you're an idiot.  This was her actual defense.  That no reasonable person would believe a word she said.  Hey, it's a new twist in the practice of law.  Predicated on the Derek "I didn't kill George Floyd, he died of natural causes" defense.

But what most people don't realize is that this pasty albino, this verbally decrepit vanilla honky, who once led the defense of the Orange Prolapse... is now a leading Republican fashion icon.

 

These days she's going for a hip biker approach. 

Sidney the Kidney talks with conservative talk show host Doug Billings about Trump's inevitable "reinstatement" in August.

Straight outta Sturgis, eh?  NASCAR eat your heart out.  Destination trend-spotting Toledo.

Forgive the skepticism.  But her new look seems a wee bit fabricated. 

 

Sidney Who’s Blinding White
sonofsaf

This whore has come, to steal the vote
Gonna put on the greatest show
Know when to say when
Don’t have a cow

Blow a fart, milky thighs
It’s Sidney here to tell you lies
Fox is lying to the unwise
Don’t make a big fuss

I’m the attorney my judgement’s sound
Hold this ship steady don’t run aground

Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
You’re the Sidney who’s blinding white

She’s built like a giraffe
Drinkin’ wine by the half-carafe
Small dicks, orange prolapses
Don’t mean to sound Trumpy

She’s had trouble getting laid
Even with the money she’s made
How ‘bout some nudity for you and me
So you want some nudity ‘lil K-Street two for tea

I’m the attorney my judgement’s sound
Hold this ship steady don’t run aground

Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
You’re the Sidney who’s blinding white

Crime, crime, crime, crime, crime
So it was all a sham  
But crime is the only way in this land

Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
You’re the Sidney who’s blinding white

The less I blow, the more you squeal
Blow job whore, tits aren’t real
Richard Simmons folklore the deal-a-meal
Publicly

 

City of Blinding Lights
U2

The more you see, the less you know
The less you find out as you go
I knew much more then
Than I do now

Neon-heart, day-glow eyes
A city lit by fireflies
They're advertising in the skies
For people like us

And I miss you when you're not around
I'm getting ready to leave the ground

Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
In the city of blinding lights

Don't look before you laugh
Look ugly in a photograph
Flash bulbs, purple irises
The camera can't see

I've seen you walk unafraid
I've seen you in the clothes you made
Can you see the beauty inside of me?
What happened to the beauty I had inside of me?

And I miss you when you're not around
I'm getting ready to leave the ground

Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
In the city of blinding lights

Time, time, time, time, time
Won't leave me as I am
But time won't take the boy out of this man

Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
In the city of blinding lights

The more you know, the less you feel
Some pray for, others steal
Blessings are not just for the ones who kneel
Luckily 

Some great footage from HBO's Entourage.

U2:

5-22-97, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

5-6-01, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-26-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

6-17-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

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