Both sad and amusing how all these sycophantic Republican Senators are desperately trying ingratiate themselves with the Trump base. They're each searching for that niche trajectory. Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, etc. Not about policy of course. It's all about denigrating high profile individuals and hero worship. And white male grievance. And freedom of course. As they all position themselves for a run in 2024.
The current titleholder for the absolute worst case of Trumpitis goes to Kentucky Senator Rand Paul
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| The Orange Prolapse frowns at the prospect of endorsing a man sporting a "Potsy-esque" Happy Days sweater vest. |
Rand (short for Random House... his parents Ron and Carol had a thing for dictionaries) is leading the charge against NIAID Director Anthony Fauci. #FireFauci. Why? Because Trump couldn't come to terms with the fact that Fauci was more trusted, more revered, more competent, and so on and so forth.
Rand
sonofsaf
Rand has a case of the shits
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand’s doin’ the toilet twerk
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
At its core no longer more
If your butt's abused, dildos are fun
Stick it up your ass in place of a dong
Dark meat is bigger and sold by the pound
You’re fed a cock in stereo sound
So, Rand has a case of the shits
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand’s doin’ the toilet twerk
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
Dark meat is bigger and sold by the pound
You’re fed a cock in stereo sound
Get down on your knees your knees to be sucking
Committin’ treason
Ass gets a fucking
Rand has a case of the shits
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand’s doin’ the toilet twerk
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
At its core no longer more
Get down on your knees your knees to be sucking
Committin’ treason
Ass gets a fucking
Dark meat is bigger and sold by the pound
You’re fed a cock in stereo sound
So Rand (Rand)
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand (Rand)
Not the best
Wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
At its core no longer
Rand has a case of the shits
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand’s doin’ the toilet twerk
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
At its core no longer more
Rand is a dumbshit retard (what it’s worth)
Rand is a dumbshit retard (not the best)
Dark meat is bigger and sold by the pound (Rand is a dumbshit retard)
You’re fed a cock in stereo sound, so Rand
Stand
R.E.M.
Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west, think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before
If you are confused, check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around
So, stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west, think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around
If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason
Season is calling
Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west, think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before
If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason
Reason is calling
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around
So stand (stand)
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand (stand)
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't
Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west, think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before
Stand in the place where you are (now face north)
Stand in the place where you are (now face west)
Your feet are going to be on the ground (stand in the place where you are)
Your head is there to move you around, so stand
Never seen R.E.M. They've played Pittsburgh 7 times. WTF?!?
Betrayal? Not really. More a matter of situational awareness.
Please do not share this material with Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
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