#432. Orange Trump

I'll never be able to comprehend how all these type-A, rugged male personalities (farmers, hunters, athletes, etc.) view Donald Trump as a "fellow tough guy."  

First off, if Trump actually did shave his head and grow a beard, he wouldn't look anything like that.  Speculation like the photo above is downright laughable to the point of borderline absurdity.

There you go.  That's more like it.  Why do you think he goes to such bizarre lengths to conceal his scalp?

Common sense and simple observation would indicate that Trump lacks the requisite testosterone to physically grow a beard in any capacity whatsoever.  He's always clean shaven.  Why?  Because the option of any facial hair is nonexistent.  Seriously, how many "real men" do you know who use rouge and foundation?   Not to mention own their own secret tanning booth.

If he did shave his head, he'd be far more likely to resemble some kind of gelatinous, toxic, agent orange heaping order of nachos (sans fixins). 

 

Not macho.  Nacho.  #NachoMan

 

 

Orange Trump
sonofsaf

(Makeup’s free, my makeup’s free)
I’m outta line, I am the Orange Trump
(Color me, please color me)
I’m outta line, I am the Orange Trump
(I want all of your money)
I am pure scum among my crimes was some draft dodging just for me
(More money, yeah more money)
Get on the list, more money (oh, oh)

(Makeup’s free, my makeup’s free)
I’m outta line, I am the Orange Trump
(Color me, please color me)
I’m outta line, I am the Orange Trump
(I want all of your money)
I am pure scum among my crimes was some draft dodging just for me
(Just for me, and only me)
Get on the list, more money (oh, oh)

Sick and aloof, absent love
Who else can I blame to help the far right
Seven sins, I’m home

We would circle and we'd circle and we'd circle to stop and consider and centered on the pavement stacked up all the trucks jacked up and our wheels in slush and orange crush in pocket and all this here county, hell, any county, it's just like heaven here, and I was remembering and I was just in a different county and all then this whirlybird that I headed for I had my goggles pulled off; I knew it all, I knew every back road and every truck stop

(You’re outta mind if you think I’m gonna fuck with the above diatribe.  Hey, you proved your point.)

(Makeup’s free, my makeup’s free)
I’m outta line, I am the Orange Trump
(Color me, please color me)
I’m outta line, I am the Orange Trump
(I want all of your money)
I am pure scum among my crimes was some draft dodging just for me
(More money, yeah more money)
Get on the list, more money (oh, oh)

Sick and aloof, absent love
Who else can I blame to help the far right
Seven sins, I’m home

Sick and aloof, absent love
Who else can I blame to help the far right
Seven sins, I’m home

Orange Crush
REM

I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(Collar me, don't collar me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(We are agents of the free)
I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me (oh, oh)

I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(Collar me, don't collar me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(We are agents of the free)
I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me (oh, oh)

High on the roof, thin the blood
Another one came on the waves tonight
Comin' in, you're home

We would circle and we'd circle and we'd circle to stop and consider and centered on the pavement stacked up all the trucks jacked up and our wheels in slush and orange crush in pocket and all this here county, hell, any county, it's just like heaven here, and I was remembering and I was just in a different county and all then this whirlybird that I headed for I had my goggles pulled off; I knew it all, I knew every back road and every truck stop

I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(Collar me, don't collar me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(We are agents of the free)
I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me (oh, oh)

High on the roof, thin the blood
Another one climbs on the waves tonight
Comin' in, you're home

High on the roof, thin the blood
Another one climbs on the waves tonight
Comin' in, you're home

Never seen R.E.M.  Though this one time back in 1989, when I was at University of Dayton, I scalped a couple of tickets to some fellow students.  A heated debate arose... whether to hit the March 11, Replacements concerts at Bogarts OR the April 4, 1989 R.E.M. at Riverfront Coliseum.  Both in Cincy.  The age old debate --- club or arena?  It's up there with ranch or bleu.

Since they had a vehicle at their disposal, I suggested going to both shows.  But they said they didn't have the necessary cash.  They opted for R.E.M. and said it was a blast.  In retrospect, I shoulda hit that one.  Oh well, live and learn.

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