Last night, Kid Rock was performing a club show at FishLipz Bar and Grill in Smithville, Tennessee.
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| Kid Rock often makes overt crotchetal gestures. Let's get ready to suck it. |
But this time, Kid Cock became infuriated when people started filming him with their cell phones. Because well, you know, stuff like that never happens. Nobody ever uses their wireless mobile devices to record stuff. I'll concede that such behavior is way out of the ordinary in the course of human events.
"Fuck your I-phone. You fucking faggots with your phones!"
Dedicated to the late James Gandolfini. This song always reminds of the spontaneous Monopoly fight scene between Tony and Bobby. Under the boardwalk, with a shlong in Jan's mouth.
Blunder of Kid Rock
sonofsaf
Oh, you rock and roll clown and stupid fucking goof
Called them I phone faggots which makes you entirely aloof
Blunder of Kid Rock, in Tennessee, yeah
Politically correct maybe enough for me
Son of a gun
(Blunder of Kid Rock) He’s a redneck and cunt
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Jesus Christ was a dud
(Blunder of Kid Rock) With a floodin’ of blood
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Yeah (Kid Rock)
From the look of your life it is a game of show and tell
Some would make the claim that your mind’s not mentally well, yes I can
Blunder of Kid Rock, in Tennessee, yeah
Politically correct maybe enough for me
Son of a gun
(Blunder of Kid Rock) He’s a redneck and cunt
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Jesus Christ was a dud
(Blunder of Kid Rock) With a floodin’ of blood
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Yeah (Kid Rock)
Blunder of Kid Rock, in Tennessee, yeah
Politically correct maybe enough for me
Son of a gun
(Blunder of Kid Rock) He’s a redneck and cunt
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Jesus Christ was a dud
(Blunder of Kid Rock) With a floodin’ of blood
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Yeah (Kid Rock)
Under The Boardwalk
The Drifters
Oh, when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fire proof
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be
Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be fallin' in love
(Under the boardwalk) Yeah (boardwalk)
From the park you hear the happy sound of the carousel
You can almost taste the hot dogs and french fries they sell, yes you can
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be
Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be fallin' in love
(Under the boardwalk) Yeah (boardwalk)
Yeah, under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be
Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be fallin' in love
(Under the boardwalk) Yeah (boardwalk)
The Drifters played the Burgh 3 times. 1956 - Syria Mosque, and twice at the arena (1962 & 1976). Didn't catch 'em.
Kid Rock has played Pittsburgh a grand total of 13 times. Surprisingly, I've only seen him once.
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
Please do not share this material with Robert James Ritchie.
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