Thursday, June 03, 2021

#437. Juan Boy

I had a chance encounter with Juan Williams in downtown Cleveland back in 2015.  

Twas' the afternoon of the Republican presidential primary debate featuring.  We walked together toward the arena for a couple minutes and shot the shit.  Nice guy.

Williams was recently demoted from his position as the "lone liberal" on The Five.  That's the show where 4 Fox News Orange Prolapse diehards mock and ridicule anyone who believes the Trump insurrection was a bad thing.

Juan Boy

Fox News is right
A fair and balanced fight
And when Murdoch allows
The viewers take a bite

No time for liberals
Unless it’s my Juan
The man’s a fanatic
‘Cause the show must go on

And the whack gerrymander
Suppressing the views
I'm so underwhelmed
What have you got to lose


Lawn Boy

Throughout the night
When there's no direct light
And a thin veil of clouds
Keeps the stars out of sight

I can smell the colors
Outside on my lawn
The moist green organic
That my feet tread upon

And the black oleander
Surrounded by blues
I'm soon overwhelmed
By olfactory hues


12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

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