For the love of Jared Tush-Nerd, Donald Trump celebrated his 75th birthday a few days ago.
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| Behold the bubonic bozo. |
Naturally an event of such magnitude lent itself to relentless spam. Sign Trump's birthday card. Join the Trump honor roll. VIP guest. Defend our democracy. Save America. Calling all patriots. Once in a lifetime opportunity. Classified survey. Do you hate socialism? China owes us 10 trillion dollars for the China Virus devastation.
Uh yeah, happy fucking birthday.
Word to the wise... this poli-televangelistic fundraising drivel will never cease and desist. Even if he dies, the Orange Prolapse's offspring will carry on the tradition. Have you seen Donald Junior's latest? He's offering congratulatory video cell messages for $500 a pop on Cameo. Great job on that circumcision Ethan. Kick ass in your volleyball tournament Tamara.
So here's my counter. How about an old school protest idea for anyone in the Wellington, Ohio area --- the site of the upcoming "Return of Trump." Make up endless, cheapo cardboard, ghetto signs that read...
Orange Prolapse
2024
And place them accordingly in visibly strategic locations near the Lorain County Fairgrounds along Rt. 18. I think Slayer sums it up best... Welcome Back (mark 1:41). In the meantime, I'll pray for a torrential downpour on June 26. Nothing spells bitterness and frustration like a few thousand wet Trumpers.
He Wants Money
sonofsaf
Trump garden gnome, so fat not light
No morning wood, that ain’t right
There’s nothing to blow, Ivanka knows
He’s not a Jew and hates to lose
Opposes women’s right to choose
Major crimes, wrong not right
He wants money, He
He wants money, He wants money
He wants money, He wants money
He wants money
Holdin’ steady, no worse for the wear
He has the greatest words but not the hair
Orange Prolapse he, you must agree
He hates when people vote absentee
Stormy Daniels and pornography
Uses hair spray, that’s kinda gay
He wants to fuck her grabs pussy not ass
He farts and pees and has some gas
I don't wanna know, you've gotta go
Don Junior’s shittin’ a piece of meat
That wasn’t kosher it’s a chipped chopped treat
Oh what a guy, but he won’t fight
She wants money, she
She wants money, she wants money (repeat)
Yeah, just money
He used to tweet from his i-Phone
He beats his meat and eats alone
He wants money
He wants money, He
He wants money, He wants money (repeat)
He wants money, deranged
He wants money, He wants money (repeat)
He wants money, oh he
He wants money, He wants money (repeat)
He wants money, He fakes the morning wood
He wants money, oh he
He wants money...
She Wants Money
Ratt
I take her home, it's late at night
She's lookin' good, hot tonight
And I wanna know, how far she goes
She gives the clue, I make my move
I got the rhythm in the groove
Slow at times, right tonight
She wants money, she
She wants money, she wants money
She wants money, she wants money
She wants money
She's so ready, doesn't even care
She's like a razor cuttin' through the air
She's callin' me, I'm so at ease
I understand what she's tellin' me
It's so clear that even I can see
You wanna play, you've gotta pay
I try to tell her I don't have no cash
She looks at me and starts to laugh
I don't wanna know, you've gotta go
I see her walkin' on down the street
She sees another and she acts so sweet
You wanna try, your luck tonight
She wants money, she
She wants money, she wants money (repeat)
Yeah, just money
She walks the streets all night alone
She acts so sweet, she makes it known
She wants money
She wants money, she
She wants money, she wants money (repeat)
She wants money, quick change
She wants money, she wants money (repeat)
She wants money, oh she
She wants money, she wants money (repeat)
She wants money, she makes me feel so good
She wants money, oh she
She wants money...
Two of my favorite 80's pop metal studio albums. Out of the Cellar and Invasion of your Privacy. Each and every song is timeless. No filler whatsoever.
Ratt:
7-15-85, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
2-7-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
1-21-01, The Crossroads, Wheeling, WV (out the crick)
Bobby Blotzer's Ratt Experience:
6-16-16, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA
3-23-17, The Kent Stage, Kent, OH
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