#440. My Pillow

Mike Lindell is the former crackhead/meth factory owner affectionately referred to as "Foam Pillow Man" or "The My Pillow Guy."  He's plotting a run for Governor of Minnesota.  So far he has the endorsement of Rudy "Slippers" Giuliani. 

But in the meantime, Lindell's claiming responsibility for leading the Trump "presidential reinstatement" mission set for August 2021.

My Pillow
sonofsaf

He’s so fucked up now and all cracked out
Minnesota clown without a doubt
Tiny dick lament, he ain’t so proud
Asshole so unkempt, taste it and frown

There goes My Pillow
Pee and piss stain show
There goes My Pillow
He's urinary

Doesn’t have a dick there's no doubt
Orders Reubens without sauerkraut
Tiny dick lament, he ain’t so proud
Asshole so unkempt, taste it and frown

There goes My Pillow
Pee and piss stain show
There goes My Pillow
He's urinary

Fuck you, My Pillow, hearing you god bless
Screw you My Pillow, it’s all a con
There goes My Pillow
Pee and piss stain show
There goes My Pillow
He's urinary
There goes My Pillow
Pee and piss stain show
There goes My Pillow
He's urinary

My Hero
Foo Fighters

Too alarmin' now to talk about
Take your pictures down and shake it out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Don't the best of them bleed it out
While the rest of them peter out?
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Kudos, my hero, leavin' all the mess
You know my hero, the one that's on
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Foo Fighters:

7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Foo Fighters are playing the grand opening of a new outdoor venue in Cincinnati on July 28, 2021.  The Andrew J. Brady Music Icon Center holds about 8,000.  About half the size of Riverbend.  Located along the river, it's sandwiched between the stadium and the ballpark.  Seems like a cool spot.

But who the hell is Andrew J. Brady?  Turns out he was simply a local high school music teacher who loved the city.  He passed away back in 2004.  

His legacy gives me a wee bit of optimism, that someday, I'll have a small outdoor amphitheater named after myself.  "Saffy's Shed" is the current front runner.  Sounds a little more inviting than the AGSAF Pavilion (Artificially Generated Stampede Awareness Foundation Pavilion).

Please do not share this information with Foam Pillow Fuck Mike Lindell,  Rudy "Slippers" Giulianni, and or former President Donald J. Trump.