Friday, June 18, 2021

#469. He Is Paul Gosar

Nothing spells "you suck" quite like a political ad where you're thoroughly denounced by your own flesh and blood.  Six of Congressman Paul Gosar's brothers and sisters not only endorsed his opponent, but they also simultaneously trashed their own piece of shit brother.  Nice.

 

Fortunately for Gosar (R-AZ), his rural Arizona 4th district is so heavily gerrymandered that the odds of a Democrat winning are statistically insignificant.  Good for him.  Bad for Arizona. Bad for the country.  Bad for humanity.

 

Gosar stands proud and tall... as Trump simulates taking a resolute dump.  Just speculating here... but did Paul offer to wipe Donald's ass?  Lots of people are saying that it's a very, very, uh, possible possibility.

 


 

He Is Paul Gosar
sonofsaf

He’s a Congress disaster
In Congress he’s queer
In a Congress of dopes
Been in Congress for years
So let us say a prayer
He is too much to bear
He is Paul Gosar warts and all

He is Paul Gosar warts and all
He is Paul Gosar warts and all
He is Paul Gosar warts and all
He is Paul, Paul Gosar

Plays to the Trump tune
It’s Orange Prolapse fun
Mar-A-Lago dreams
Are wet and filled with cum
Just so sick of his lies
And we hope that he dies
He is Paul Gosar warts and all

He is Paul Gosar warts and all
He is Paul Gosar warts and all
He is Paul Gosar warts and all
He is Paul, Paul Gosar


It’s A Small World
Richard & Robert Sherman

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world



One of the most familiar Disneyland Theme Park songs.  Never been there.  I've been to pretty much every every major city in Florida... with the exception being Orlando.  Consider me blessed.  Orlando is one of my arch enemy's favorite hangouts.  That nemesis being televangelist Benny Hinn. 


Please do not share this material with the following Republicans in the U.S. House of Representatives:

  1.  Lauren Boebert of Colorado
  2.  John Rose of Tennessee
  3.  Andy Harris of Maryland
  4.  Thomas Massie of Kentucky
  5.  Bob Good of Virginia
  6.  Louie Gohmert of Texas
  7.  Barry Moore of Alabama
  8.  Ralph Norman of South Carolina
  9.  Matt Rosendale of Montana
  10.  Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
  11.  Chip Roy of Texas
  12.  Paul Gosar of Arizona 
  13.  Andy Biggs of Arizona
  14.  Warren Davidson of Ohio
  15.  Scott Perry of Pennsylvania 
  16.  Matt Gaetz of Florida 
  17.  Greg Steube of Florida
  18.  Andrew Clyde of Georgia
  19.  Jody Hice of Georgia 
  20.  Mary Miller of Illinois
  21.  Michael Cloud of Texas

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