Wednesday, June 23, 2021

#479. (Stick Your) Fist Into John Rose

Republican John Rose represents a conservative, rural swath of land east of Nashville.  Believe it or not, his district includes the annual Bonnaroo Music Fest in Manchester.

At this year's hippie festival down there in 2021 (September 2-5), I would humbly encourage fans making the long trek to make signs that read:

Orange Prolapse

2024

Put 'em everywhere you can.  Car rear windows, rest stop toilets, grocery stores, but most importantly, line the lengthy entrance of New Bushy Branch Road.  Seriously, all you need is a sharpie and some cardboard.  Minimal assembly required.  Let's get this done.

 

This call to action is dedicated to Trump's 75th birthday last week (June 14, 1946).



 

(Stick Your) Fist Into John Rose
sonofsaf

He wants a treat
So he beats his meat
Pumping John Rose fist and all
Well, never sparse it’s in the arse
Prepare to get your ass mauled
With a butthole tease
And a rectal squeeze
On his knees anal please
Well, it’s gonna be fun
Fake news lied
And you hump ’til you’re all outta cum
Ow

Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Oh, boney
Oh, boney

Fucking sheeple in the stalls
Well, Mommy and Daddy took me to incest school
I wasn't stinking - not at all
Well do not pout
I want your asshole canned
Just you don’t put up a fight
So what the fuck
Do not deceive
The dance my asshole aches

Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Stick your fist into John Rose
Oh, oh, oh, oh

And now the orange clown’s
Prolapsin’ in town
Yeah, delivering’ ground and pound
No Arthur Treacher’s fishy fans
The pussy will cause you harm
When it’s time to play
Cock’s the only way
Do the dive try the anal and see
So, the fake news lied
‘Cause Donald tried
To make orange the new white
 
 
 
(Do Not) Stand In The Shadows
Billy Idol

Up in the street
To a precise beat
Painting shadows on the wall
Well, we cut cars and fly by bars
All for one and one for all
Like a teenage sleaze
A comic book tease
With your art on your sleeve
Well, you know you won't run
You won't hide
And you jump like a son of a gun
Wow

Do not stand in the shadows
Do not stand in the shadows
Do not stand in the shadows
Do not stand in the shadows
Oh, lonely
Oh, lonely

Watching people on the walls
Well, Mommy and Daddy thought that they had me fooled
I wasn't thinking - not at all
Well I got out
I was not gonna stand
In the dark without a light
Forget ill luck
If you believe
That chance should sit and wait

Do not stand in the shadows
Do not stand in the shadows
Dark and evil in the shadows
Do not stand in the shadows
Do not stand in the shadows
Do not stand in the shadows
Do not stand in the shadows
Oh, oh, oh, oh

And now we've touched down
Moving all around
Yeah, living to a blaster sound
No preachers teachers freak out man
To the sound of false alarm
They ain't here today
Let me hear you say
You're alive and you're living with me
So, don't try to hide
Don't try to die
In the dark of the night





Please do not share this material with Congressman John Rose (R-TN) and the other 20 House Republicans who voted against honoring the Capitol Hill Police.  Individuals who experienced death or injury during the domestic terrorism incident on 1-6-21.

  1. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
  2.  John Rose of Tennessee
  3.  Andy Harris of Maryland
  4.  Thomas Massie of Kentucky
  5.  Bob Good of Virginia
  6.  Louie Gohmert of Texas
  7.  Barry Moore of Alabama
  8.  Ralph Norman of South Carolina
  9.  Matt Rosendale of Montana
  10.  Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
  11.  Chip Roy of Texas
  12.  Paul Gosar of Arizona 
  13.  Andy Biggs of Arizona
  14.  Warren Davidson of Ohio
  15.  Scott Perry of Pennsylvania 
  16.  Matt Gaetz of Florida 
  17.  Greg Steube of Florida
  18.  Andrew Clyde of Georgia
  19.  Jody Hice of Georgia 
  20.  Mary Miller of Illinois
  21.  Michael Cloud of Texas 

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