Monday, February 22, 2021

#130. Jody Hice

Representative Jody Hice will be speaking at CPAC.  Probably not a prime time slot since nobody knows who the fuck this guy is.  He'll likely be part of the opening ceremonies.  Maybe leading the Pledge of Allegiance and saying grace over the eggs Benedict, biscuits and gravy, and misc. gelatinous Southern cuisine.  

(This ain't the first rodeo for Hice.  Nice!) 

Just for the record, he's represents the rural swath of Atlanta's eastern suburbs.

 

Jody Hice

Jody Hice. Jody Hice.
Congress is fun.  Congress is fun.
Doesn’t mind the turmoil and strife
He’s in dire straits on the walk of life
As the House is a cage of gerbils and mice
Like Jody Hice

 

Three Blind Mice

Three blind mice.  Three blind mice.
See how they run.  See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer’s wife
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife
Did you ever see such a sight in your life
As three blind mice


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