#80. Fist in the Crist

Representative Charlie Crist (D-FL) has been all over the Sunshine state.  After starting his career in the state senate, he ran statewide six times, winning three times and losing once as a Republican, then losing once as an independent and once as a Democrat.  He's been a State Senator, Education Commissioner, Attorney General, Governor, U.S. Senate candidate, and now he's back in the House.  You name it, he'll say it... and play it. 

Now he's back in the news with a plan to unseat Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) in 2022.

Inquiry.  So if Crist just suddenly decided to bail on Florida, move to California, and run for political office... where would he choose to reside?  

Answer: Orange County.

You could even make a viable case, that strictly from a melanistic vantage point, he's the Democratic Floridian equivalent of Prolapse L'Orange.

Lest ye forget the colonic cache of orange ecstasy pills seized in a 2017 German drug bust.  

Colonic, jam on it!  Trop it like it's hot!  Trop it like it's hot!

Dedicated to Trump's proctologist.  Please forgive me.  I'm not trying to sound inflammatory.

 

Fist In The Crist
sonofsaf

Your hands make me cry
In that bedroom your are mine
Just how I play
My ass being freed
Open me up all the way
Even though you sometimes yelp
Oh, yes what a sight. A sight
I'm just getting off
Not limiting cost or the price
Butt the checklist including a kiss
I need to piss
You go for the blow
My cock needs to whizz
All of the while when I try
It’s a big surprise

(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
Because your fist is in the Crist
Better than a housewife
(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
Because your fist and parts of wrist
Just don’t put up a fight

I go safely entering
Your ass when it’s all for me
Homo faggot sex ain’t a crime
Down in Tallahassee
Sometimes I neglect all the screwing
I won’t act so nonchalant, nonchalant
Inside you so much fun
Inside you
My fist is withdrawn
Butt on the checklist
Including a kiss
I need to piss
You go for the blow
My cock needs to whizz
All of the while when I try
It’s a big surprise

(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
Because your fist is in the Crist
Better than a housewife
(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
(Because your fist) your fist
I must insist
Because your fist and parts of wrist
Just don’t put up a fight

Oh from the fists of babes

(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
Because your fist is in the Crist
Better than a housewife
Oh, man (Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
(Because your fist) your fist
I must insist
Because your fist and parts of wrist
Just don’t put up a fight
(Because your fist) your fist
Is in the Crist
(Because your fist) your fist
I must insist
Because your fist is in the Crist

Kiss On My List
Hall & Oates

My friends wonder why
I call you all of the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need
To give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help
No, I know I'm right. Alright
I'm just better off
Not listening to friends' advice
When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know
What the reason is
I only smile when I lie
Then I tell them why

(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list
Of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss
I can't resist
Because your kiss is what I miss
When I turn out the light

I go crazy wondering
What there is to really see
Did the night just take up your time
'Cos it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing
I don't forget what I want, what I want
Regret what I've done
Regret you
I couldn't go on
But if you insist
On knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know
What the reason is
I'll only smile when I lie
Then I'll tell you why

(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list
Of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss
I can't resist
Because your kiss is what I miss
When I turn out the light

I really miss you babe

(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list
Of the best things in life
Oh, man (Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss
I can't resist
Because your kiss is what I miss
When I turn out the light
(Because your kiss) your kiss
Is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss
I can't resist
Because your kiss is on my list
Of the best things in life

Hall & Oates Concerts: (favorite songs: Maneater, Adult Education, Out of Touch)

9-5-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

5-2-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

6-13-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

6-9-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

Please do not share this information with current Representative and former Governor Charlie Crist (D-FL), Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL), former President Donald Trump, and/or Darryl Hall and/or John Oates.