Monday, February 22, 2021

#128. Huckabee Sanders

CPAC has their annual convention later this week down in Orlando, FL.  Headlined by Donald Trump himself.  He's apparently planning a big speech on voter fraud and election security.  Sounds about right.

I will be honoring CPAC speakers with a series of modified nursery rhymes.  

(The Orange Prolapse whispering "sweet nothings" into the ear of SHS a/k/a "ShitHoleShit")
 

Huckabee Sanders

Huckabee Sanders
Midwest Ned Flanders
Ate the whole damn buffet
Arkansas insider
Her dad isn’t wider
Let’s fuck them both on Judgement Day

 

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
There came a big spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away


Please do not share this information with Sarah Huckabee Sanders (R-AR), former President Donald J. Trump, former Arkansas Governor and Fox News commentator Mike Huckabee (R-AR).


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