It's a hot Friday night in downtown Orlando. And CPAC is in full throttle. Earlier today, they wheeled in this bizarro Golden Trump statue. Now there can be only one logical reaction. And I can sum it up in 3 letters... WTF?!?
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| Former National Security Advisor Lt. General H.R. McMaster lends a helping hand |
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| Of course, the real Donald Trump never wears shorts |
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| Well, except when he nails that forehand cross-court volley at Wimbledon |
My point? When I first conceived of the Orange Prolapse moniker/nickname/hashtag, I thought it might be a little too extreme. Butt then realized, well... there's no shortage of "Trump Ass" cartoon pics on the internet. It's actually a thriving cottage industry. The shit's everywhere, infinite, omnipresent... as though it were the ass of God. Hmm, maybe President Biden could incorporate this economic phenomenon into his Build Back Better campaign. #UnleashTheGeek (Squad)
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| All too real. | |
Butt in the end... an ass, is an ass, is an ass.
Little Shit Trump
sonofsaf
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time (x3)
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time (x3)
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
I was raised in Brooklyn didn’t have no friends
Was a Festivus for the rest of us
Costanza Estelle pole in the attic
Little shit Trump likes to crap, shittin’ it
Potty givin’ it, from the crack of his ass
Toilet for pissing, urine cup
Likes to crap below the hips that crap’s hot
A soft dick orange tip for cum shot
And I'm weighing in with Trump Tower and the show biz
I flick my Bic but never smoke shit
I failed in school, aint’ that cool
Cum on me I’m gay
You can toss Trump’s fat fucking salad muthafuckas all of the live long day
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time, right?
Don’t care about what’s wrong or right
Always was a half wit, no Marine they’re proud and few
That in those four years I didn’t get any older, crap
Well I don’t care about questions and askin’ everyone why
All I give a shit about’s makin’ them libtards cry
If you ever try searchin’ or askin’ for some evil rationale
Ask him why North Korea won
Yahoo yahoo maybe
Kim Jong Un
Are you sucking his dong? Inbred butter, for another
Deep in your crack, deep in your crack shit
He’ll be anointing them sticky buns, cinnamon
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time
Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Pistol Grip Pump
RATM
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
I was raised in the hood called what the diffrence
The brothers in the hood be chivalrous
So I rest defense on my ligaments
Pistol grip pump on my lap, riskin it
Full life living it, never giving it back
Too late for slipping, so slack up
On my lap its on your lips so track shot
A steel dick more clip for pump but
All I'm saying there ain't no question who the man is
In my civic or in this show biz
I drill the fool, kill the fool
Come on what you say?
I think I can take care of all you muthafuckas don't delay right away
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, right?
Cause tricks be out for your blindside
Never understood it, but remember I showed you
That in these times you gotta look over your shoulder, strap
Well that ain't nothin' but the intent of gettin high
And a cop giving you shit for just passing you by
If your ever in trouble or on the double best to call your pals
If you got none buy a shotgun
Got a new new style
Around me
Are we getting along? We family, we better be
We got your back, we got your back kid
Just don't be pointing one of them guns, allright man
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
If you can successfully pull off my RATM karaoke cover of Pistol Grip Pump... you are a better man than I.
Rage Against The Machine:
7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
8-24-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (one of my all-time favorite shows)
Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump, President Joe Biden, the My Pillow asshole, and/or the CPAC faithful and/or any CPAC idolators.
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