149. Rick Scott Hurrah

Senator Rick Scott is worth a quarter of a billion dollars.  So it would be a herculean task to destroy him financially.  Instead, we should seek to humiliate and embarrass him.

(Senator Scott eagerly signs a bill to defund Planned Parenthood)

Let us undermine Senator Rick Scott's pro-life record and destroy his credibility with the hardcore anti-abortion zealots. Every time he makes a public speaking performance, I would humbly ask any journalist or commentator to introduce him with the memorable Jethro Tull refrain...

Snot is running down his nose! 

But let's alter the lyrics.  Switcharroni!  Switcharooni!  Switcharroni!  

Scott is killing embryos!

Rick Scott Hurrah
sonofsaf

Sucking’ cocks is so much fun
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
He begs for money, though he has some
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt

Trump is a baby and a bad grandad
Daddy’s favorite son
Cries like a girl and it’s very sad
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…

Stormy Daniels is number one
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
She is a girl, but she ain’t a nun
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt

Trump is a baby and a bad grandad
Daddy’s favorite son
Cries like a girl and it’s very sad
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…

Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…

 

I Fought The Law
Grateful Dead

Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won

I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the...

Robbin' people with a six-gun
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I lost my girl, and I lost my fun
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won

I left my baby, and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the...

I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the law won
I fought the law, and the...

Yeah, I know.  The Clash wrote "I Fought The Law."  But they were a little before my time.  Interestingly enough, The Clash showed up in Pittsburgh on 3 separate occasions in 1982.  Twice at CMU and once at the Stanley Theater.  But I was only 12 years old.  Not quite yet in full-boar concert going mode.

Quite possibly the absolute worst Dead show I ever saw was the the infamous Richfield blizzard show of 1993.  Needless to say, I had a blast.  As did everyone.  But God-damn!  With expectations totally off the chart because of the previous night's cancellation, well... that show totally stunk.  Just uninspired and flat.  Anyone who disagrees with this assessment doesn't know shit.  Regardless, they did encore with the first ever "I Fought The Law."

Grateful Dead concerts:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*

* - no ticket, crashed the gate

Please do not share this information with Senator Rick Scott (R-FL),  Pro-life fanatics, Pro Wrestler Booker T.,  the Super Genius Mark Madden, individuals who attended the 1993 blizzard Dead show, and/or anyone who has ever yelled the word "Spinarooni."