#125. Disdain

If Tattoo from Fantasy Island was still with us, he would've beckoned "de plane, de plane."  Which loosely translates to "of plane, of plane"... as in parts of a fucking plane.  But Tattoo killed himself in 1993.  He was 50 years old.

Breaking News:  A United Airlines flight out of Denver on its way to Honolulu started losing heavy debris (parts of said plane) over Broomfield, Colorado.  Fortunately, the pilot was able to return to the airport and land safely.  

241 passengers.  But seriously, everybody's gotta be thinking the exact same thing.  Damn, if this shit happened over the Pacific...  We. Would. Be. Totally. Fucked. 

The only reason I mention this is because the plane debris fell directly into House impeachment lawyer Ben Neguse's 2nd congressional district.  Alex Jones conspiracy theorists are already speculating that it's vengeance from Q.  Because the debris is, well... Q.

(I know, I know, it's a broken "O."  Cut me some slack.)

I'm not too hip with the whole religious scene.  But if there really is a God, I suppose Q... would do.

Makes sense I suppose.  After all, Q did sick the Borg on the United Federation of Planets.  

So I doubt he'd have any serious qualms about dropping shit on Broomfield.  Hey, it's merely the equivalent of dropping turkeys in the Pinedale shopping mall parking lot.

Disdain
sonofsaf

Disdain, disdain

De plane
Tattoo

De plane, de plane

 

Never cared much for the Ricardo Montelban character.  He passed away from congestive heart failure in 2009 at the age of 88.  Take solace in the fact that the other Rico, Rico Suave (Gerardo Mejia), is still among the living.

Please do not share this information Ben Neguse (D-CO), actor John De Lancie, rapper Gerardo Mejia,  Alex Jones, the Q-Anon faithful, and/or anyone with a plane tattoo.