#58. Feelin' Toomey

I stumbled across this picture of the Trump.  

Of the myriad of unsightly facial expressions, I feel this one truly embodies the essence of what it means to be an Orange Prolapse.  It's that look of utter frustration and absolute confusion.  When you're in way over your head and have no concept of the gravity of a situation.

Senator Pat Toomey (R-PA) is seated next to him, blurred and overshadowed in the background.  Perhaps it's a metaphor for the last 4 years.  Trump would say anything he wanted.  Spewing vitriolic nonsense.  Rhetoric that exceeded every political norm and societal boundary.  And naturally, all the gutless, sycophantic Republican Senators would fall in line.  Then quietly express their unease behind closed doors.

At the time, he was lambasting Republican leadership for failing to "stand up" to the NRA.  Keep in mind, most normal human beings would feel a tinge of discomfort talking about our "beautiful, wonderful" Second Amendment in the immediate aftermath of the Parkland massacre (17 fatalities).  Not so with Trump.  Anyone remember that cheat sheet of his when he held a one-sided roundtable discussion at the White House?

Trump felt their pain.  He's caring and sympathetic.  He wanted to spend some quality time with the Parkland kids.  And then sneak in a quick round of golf later that afternoon.

Dedicated to Toomey's successor.  Is it any wonder Toomey decided to retire?  Good riddance.  Bring on Fetterman.

 

Feelin’ Toomey
sonofsaf

Don’t frown, you got some gas
You should wipe that shit from your ass
Just goin' down to make you moan
Wantin' to cum and feelin' Toomey
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feelin' Toomey

White as a ghost, what yinz blowin'
I’ll cum on your face my passion's showin'
Fuck you in the ass for free
Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feelin' Toomey
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feelin' Toomey

I ain’t got a dick to screw, vagina to reap
The sadness and sorrow of fucking a sheep
Drinkin' 19 Crimes drop it like a Snoop Doggy
Transgender screw, retire Toomey

 
Feelin’ Groovy
Simon and Garfunkel

Slow down, you move too fast
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feeling groovy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling groovy

Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain't you got no rhymes for me?
Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feeling groovy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling groovy

I got no deeds to do, no promises to keep
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
Let the morningtime drop all its petals on me
Life, I love you, all is groovy

 

Paul Simon Concerts:

7-18-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

7-8-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-16-04, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Art Garfunkel)

9-7-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Senator Pat Toomey (R-PA), former President Donald Trump, NRA members, musicians Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel, Snoop Dogg, 19 Crimes enthusiasts (the best wine in the $10 range), and/or survivors of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School massacre.