#99. Fuck You All The Time

Senator Mike Enzi (R-WY) retired in 2020.  Therefore, he's not around to cast a vote on the second impeachment trial of the Orange Prolapse.  Cynthia Lummis took his place and will assuredly fall in line accordingly.  Here's Enzi with fellow Senatorial sycophant, John Barasso (R-WY).

 

 

(Enzi is the wider, grayer individual with the more formidable gock)

Tough to find a parody song for Mike Enzi.  However, when you combine his first and last name... it loosely morphs into McEnzi... which becomes Mackenzie.  As in Mackenzie Phillips from the sitcom One Day At A Time.  Easily one of the best TV theme songs from that era.  Right up there with Welcome Back Kotter.  Technically speaking, the song should be called "You Are Shit" but I prefer the more exploratory thematic presence of "Fuck You All The Time."

 

Fuck You All The time
sonofsaf

You are shit. You are shit.
Fuck your wife, she’s a bitch
Tell her to suck my balls

You are shit. You are shit.
Go on home and eat a turd
Gonna cut off your balls

And since you're queer an anal screw
Keep on drilling through and through
So hold on tight we'll muddle through
Fuck you all the time.  Fuck you all the time.

So go beat your meat.  Beat your meat
Enjoy the masturbation
When you're 'bout to cum
Know this song was just for fun.

Fuck you all the time.  Fuck you all the time.
Fuck you all the time.  Fuck you all the time.
Fuck you all the time.  Fuck you all the time.
Fuck you all the time.  Fuck you all the time.

This Is It (One Day At A Time theme song)
Polly Cutter

This is it. This is it.
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball.

This is it. This is it.
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can't be sure at all.

So while you're here enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight we'll muddle through
One day at a time, One day at a time.

So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.

One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.
One day at a time, one day at a time.

To the best of my knowledge, I've never encountered Mackenzie Phillips.  However, on the show, her younger sister Barbara (Valerie Bertinelli in real life) was married to the late Eddie Van Halen.  And I have seen a few Van Halen concerts:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
6-29-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
3-21-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (not good)
3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA (Kool and the Gang opened - odd pairing)
7-28-15, First Niagara Pavilion,  Burgettstown, PA

Please do not share this information with former Senator Mike Enzi (R-WY), Senator John Barasso (R-WY), Cynthia Loomis (R-WY), Mackenzie Phillips, Valerie Bertinelli, Van Halen fans, and/or former President Donald Trump.