#95. Stormy's Big Chest

Remember when Stormy Daniels got arrested at a Columbus, Ohio strip club and was charged with 3 misdemeanor counts of "illegal touching?"  

Nice mugshot though.  Looks vastly superior to her mesmerizing celebrity shots.  Seriously, who on the planet earth finds this to be titillating?  (pun intended).  Shit's warped.

If there was ever a poster child for a case of "trumped up" charges, it's gotta be Stephanie Clifford.  And although the charges were quickly dropped a week later, I do recall learning the meaning of #BASTA.  Which is Italian for "enough is enough."  So at least something good came from her ordeal.

Dedicated to all the women who've been forced to prolong the surgical date for their boob implants due to the Covid pandemic.  There is no way to accurately comprehend your emotional pain and suffering.  You have my deepest sympathies.

Stormy’s Big Chest
sonofsaf

Feel I’m motor boatin’ Stormy’s big chest
Cum is cumming from her Ass-trodome
And Trump’s dick all went into Stormy’s big chest
The time he fucked her cleavage with his bone

Ate her Ritz but he prefers Nabisco
Cookies and the cream he wants to screw
And Trump’s dick all went into Stormy’s big chest
Then Donald came all over me and you

Cheatin’ on his wife with Stormy’s big chest
Jerkin’ to the porno on the screen
And Trump’s dick all went into Stormy’s big chest
And Stormy’s big chest cost him a lotta green

Trump will stick cock in Stormy’s big chest
(Trump will stick cock in Stormy’s big chest)
Trump will stick cock in Stormy’s big chest

Massachusetts
Bee Gees

Feel I'm goin' back to Massachusetts
Something's telling me I must go home
And the lights all went out in Massachusetts
The day I left her standing on her own

Tried to hitch a ride to San Francisco
Gotta do the things I wanna do
And the lights all went out in Massachusetts.
They brought me back to see my way with you

Talk about the life in Massachusetts
Speak about the people I have seen
And the lights all went out in Massachusetts
And Massachusetts is one place I have seen

I will be back to Massachusetts
(I will be back to Massachusetts)
I will be back to Massachusetts

The older I get, the more enamored I've become with the Bee Gees.  Possibly the ultimate bucket list concert.  Even more so than Zeppelin or The Beatles.  Not joking.  Honorable mention: The Cars.  Not The Doors.  Again, not joking.

Please do not share this information with Stormy Daniels, former President Donald J. Trump, the Columbus Ohio police department, titty fuckers, and/or the only surviving member of the Bee Gees, Barry Gibb.