Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is a recently elected Q-Anon, gun-nut. She serves Colorado's 3rd district to the West of Denver. It includes Pueblo, Grand Junction, Aspen, Durango. If you ever get a chance, take the train ride from Durango to Silverton. From an evolving scenery perspective, it's pretty tough to beat.
Anyhoo, Boebert absolutely loves 45... as is evidenced by the clever spin on the red MAGA ballcap.
But Boebert has never been deemed worthy of a photo-op with the Orange Prolapse. So she had to settle for this ad hoc, quickie pic with the dullard son and his wife Lara. #Sad
I imagine towards the end of her single term, she'll be reluctantly forced to photobomb Barron for publicity on social media. Maybe Tiffany.
Congresswoman Boebert
Congresswoman Boebert
Uses a gun when she flirts
A weapon, a weapon,
Nervous breakdown
Donald once used his twitter
But never had a sitter
A baby, a baby
Trump is a clown
The Rocky Mountain asshole
Is stripping on a dance pole
A dollar, a dollar
Her cunt don’t frown
Your Bible Belt is clinging
The chicken hawks are winging
A boner, a boner
She doubles down
Ring-a-ring-rosies
Ring-a-ring-a-rosies
A pocket full of posies
A tissue, a tissue
We all fall down
The king has sent his daughter
To fetch a pail of water
A tissue, a tissue
We all fall down
The robin on the steeple
Is singing to the people
A tissue, a tissue
We all fall down
The wedding bells are ringing
The boys and girls are singing
A tissue, a tissue
We all fall down
Please do not share this information with Lauren Boebert (R-CO), former President Donald J. Trump, Eric Trump, Lara Trump, Barron Trump, and/or Tiffany Trump.
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