Thursday, February 25, 2021

#140. Manchin On K Street

Great trivia question:  Who are the only three U.S. Senators to formally acknowledge, in writing, the existence of a hypothetical, asymmetric cyber-threat known as an "artificially generated stampede?"  

Answer:  Joe Manchin (D-WV), Roger Wicker (R-MS), and the late John McCain (R-AZ).

A few days ago, Senator Manchin decided to proactively voice his opposition to the confirmation of Neera Tanden for OMB.  What a centrist hillbilly cocksucker!



Manchin'
sonofsaf

Come salute the flags unfurled
Draw your weapon we never retreat
Politics and the Senate’s white
With Manchin on K Street

They're camping in the forest (Manchin on K Street)
On New River Gorge (Manchin on K Street)
In Wheeling city (Manchin on K Street)

We don’t want no fake news, oh fake news
Fuckin’ fake news we won’t share
There are secret gay men, and white men prayin’
Manchin on K Street

Oh, he's a pro-life Dem if you care
And he almost never swears
So float on, every mouse, grab a chick
Hillbillies headin’ out the crick

He’s Joe Manchin (Manchin on K Street)
He’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)

It's a situation without damnation
Don’t steal his Senate seat
There'll be minds unhinging, and fake news stinging
Manchin on K Street

Back Home Festival’s the way (Manchin on K Street)
Beech Bottom Follansbee now (Manchin on K Street)
You should exit at Star City (Manchin on K Street)

We don’t want no fake news, oh fake news (oh fake news)
Fuckin’ fake news we won’t share
There are secret gay men, and white men prayin’
Manchin on K Street

Oh, he's a pro-life Dem if you care
And he almost never swears
So float on, every mouse, grab a chick
Hillbillies heading’ out the crick

He’s Manchin
He’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)
He’ll lead the way (Manchin on K Street)
Every day, the’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)
Don’t ask him to resign (Manchin on K Street)
Doin’ fine, he’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)
Common sense thru and thru (Manchin on K Street)
Me and you, he’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)

 

Dancin’
Grateful Dead

Calling out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer's here and the time is right
For dancing in the street

They're dancing in Chicago (dancing in the street)
Down in New Orleans (dancing in the street)
In New York City (dancing in the street)

All we need is music, sweet music
There'll be music everywhere
There'll be swinging, swaying, and records playing
Dancing in the street

Oh, it doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on, every guy, grab a girl
Everywhere around the world

They'll be dancing (dancing in the street)
They're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)

It's an invitation across the nation
A chance for folks to meet
There'll be laughing, singing, and music swinging
Dancing in the street

Philadelphia, PA (dancing in the street)
Baltimore and D.C. now (dancing in the street)
Can't forget the Motor City (dancing in the street)

All we need is music, sweet music (sweet music)
There'll be music everywhere (everywhere)
There'll be swinging, swaying, and records playing
Dancing in the street

Oh, it doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on, every guy, grab a girl
Everywhere around the world

They're dancing
They're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)
Way down in L.A. (dancing in the street)
Every day, they're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)
Let's form a big, strong line (dancing in the street)
Get in time, we're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)
Across the ocean blue (dancing in the street)
Me and you, we're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)




Grateful Dead concerts:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*

* - no ticket, crashed the gate

Please do not share this information with Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV), Neera Tanden, Roger Wicker (R-MS), family members of the late Senator John McCain (R-AZ), and/or anyone who saw the Grateful Dead play Dancin' in 1985.


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