#93. Neguse

Ben Neguse represents the northwestern part of Denver as well as Boulder.  The residents of  Colorado should feel honored.  He's brilliant.  Keep in mind, the guy's 36 years old.

Trump is over twice his age and the equivalent of an orange prolapse.

Dedicated to all of the Democratic impeachment managers:  Jamie Raskin, Ben Neguse, Diana Degette, David Cicilline, Joaquin Castro, Eric Swalwell, Ted Lieu, Stacey Plaskett, and Madeleine Dean.  You've done much to restore a sliver of my faith in our democracy.

Neguse
sonofsaf

Been twerkin’, yer fahr’d
Trump lunching ass lard
So soured, that twat
Oh, you know he got caught

Got the Wheeling feeling
And he’s a king with no crown

No time for healing
Or else I'll drink up and drown

Tonight I gotta seduce, Neguse
Pay off those union dues
Please, say cheese
Do not tweet and/or tease
Crack, is whack
Green New, Deal you don’t frack
Light the fuse
Everybody loves Neguse

If you wish to rule
Oh using every tool
Despite not being smart
Gonorrhea burnin’ for Trump
Somebody to fuck you
His wife Melania tried
He’s dying to fuck you
He will and make you wanna cry

He will lie if you'd only seduce, Neguse
Pay off those union dues
Oh Trump, big dump
Shake it, bake it baby
Whoa, you know
C'mon, c'mon Jim Crow
Light the fuse
Everybody lovess Neguse

loves Neguse
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) loves Neguse
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) loves Neguse

First, we gotta impeach that clown
Second, because his judgment ain’t sound
Third, now we don’t need a fake poll

I'm sayin’ seduce, Neguse
Pay off those union dues
Please, say cheese
Do not tweet and/or tease
Crack, is whack
Green New, Deal you don’t frack
Light the fuse
Everybody loves Neguse

Neguse, (Neguse), Neguse
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Pay off those union dues
Please, say cheese
Do not tweet and/or tease
Crack, is whack
Green New, Deal you don’t frack
Light the fuse

Everybody loves, everybody loves
Everybody loves, everybody loves
Everybody loves, everybody loves
(Everybody) Everybody loves Neguse

 

Footloose
Kenny Loggins

Been working so hard
I'm punching my card
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got

I gotten this feeling
That time's just holding me down

I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town

Tonight I gotta cut loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me up off my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon, before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose

You're playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Dig way down in your heart
You're burning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
It will if you don't even try

You can fly if you'd only cut loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Ooh-wee, Marie
Shake it, shake it for me
Whoa, Milo
C'mon, c'mon let's go
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose

cut footloose
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) cut footloose
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) cut footloose

First, we got to turn you around
Second, you put your feet on the ground
Third, now take a hold of your soul

I'm turning it loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me up off my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon, before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose

Footloose, (Footloose), footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me up off my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon, before we crack
Lose your blues

Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
(Everybody) Everybody cut footloose

 

 

I've never seen a live Loggins.  I don't mind Log Cabins.  But I generally refrain from Log Cabin and syrup in general.  In fact, as far as waffles and pancakes go, I find myself easily disgusted when watching a person drench their entire breakfast plate with maple syrup.  The act of syrup saturation just exudes this dumb-shitted, ginger, Trumpian vibe.

Please do not share this information with Joe Neguse (D-CO), Jamie Raskin (D-MD), Diana Degette (D-CO), David Cicilline (D-RI), Joaquin Castro (D-TX), Eric Swalwell (D-CA), Ted Lieu (D-CA), Stacey Plaskett (D-Virgin Islands), and Madeleine Dean (D-PA), and/or Kenny Loggins.