#143. Kavanaugh

Just about every commentator on Fox News is thoroughly disgusted.  In 2018, Governor Andrew Cuomo aggressively kissed one of his assistants.  

(Lindsey Boylan and Governor Andrew Cuomo)

But this is the same liberal media that put poor U.S. Circuit Judge Brett Kavanaugh through absolute hell.   Albeit for allegations of suffocation, attempted rape, and conceivably attempted murder.  I vividly remember his opening statement before the Senate.  Damn, that Brett was one pissed off dude.  A little too much feigned indignation for my tastes.  Just more white privilege as far as I'm concerned.  As if he was somehow entitled to have a lifetime position on the Supreme Court.  You know, just because the Trumpy said he was a "great" judge.

(Kavanaugh and Trump pose for a creepy victory lap)

Kavanaugh
sonofsaf

Uh!
Oh yeah!
Ah-huh!

Smoke crack, by the pound
Chugging beers, shotguns all around
Bud Light, livin’ proud and really white
Crazy college kid, oh the shit he did

My boner gonna fuck her you’ll see
I’ll dive on top of her
I'll rape her!

Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh

I’m shootin’ loads quick, I don’t need a vaccine
Got the deal for a meal, Richard Simmons is mean
Bud Light, livin’ proud and really white
Take the fast lane rampin’ up for a fight

My boner gonna fuck her you’ll see
I’ll dive on top of her
I'll rape her!
Oh!

Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Ow!
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo!

Yeah, we're judging’ a little bit to the right
I can barely hear the left with their dicks jackin’ off
Show them I’m playin’
Uhh, I reach down between my legs n' tease my ball sack

I’m cummin’, I’m cryin’
My behind gotta seat on the bench now
Left is queerin’, eyes are tearin’
Mary Poppins, ain’t no sobbin’ now

Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Kavanaugh!

Panama
Van Halen

Uh!
Oh yeah!
Ah-huh!

Jump back, what's that sound?
Here she comes, full blast'n top down
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline

Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her!

Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama

Ain't nothin' like it, it's a shining machine
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom

Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her
Oh!

Panama, Panama
Ow!
Panama, Panama
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo!

Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
Know what I'm sayin'
Uhh, I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back

She's runnin', I'm flyin'
Right behind in the rearview mirror now
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now

Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Panama, Panama
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Panama!

 

Saf, so what are your favorite Van Halen tunes?  Good question:  Gotta go with Hot For Teacher, Unchained, and Panama in that particular order.  No Sammy Hagar pour moi.  I have this buddy "Man Boy Love Child" from Martins Ferry, Ohio.  His entire life revolves around the ethereal pursuits of anything Hagar-related.  Though I suppose it could be worse.  He could worship the Orange Prolapse (Trump)... as do millions.  

Van Halen concerts:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
6-29-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
3-21-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA (Kool and the Gang opened - odd pairing)
7-28-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 

Please do not share this information with U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, former President Donald J. Trump, Governor Andrew Cuomo (D-NY), Lindsey Bowlan and/or anyone who enjoyed that horrible cartoon Hagar the Horrible.