#117. Lesser Man Cruz

Finally, my long awaited follow up to "I Hate Ted Cruz" is now available online.  Huzzah.

Yesterday wasn't exactly a public relations bonanza for Senator Ted Crud.  While 4 million people in his home state of Texas physically froze to death due to the mass power outage, Crud had other plans.  Him and the fam took a commercial flight to Cancun.  Hey, mid 80's beats 11 in Houston and 9 in San Antonio any day of the week.  Right?

Anyway, a wide variety of pictures of him at the airport surfaced on the internet and quickly went viral.  So upon landing, sensing the bad optics and negative publicity, Crud immediately booked a flight back to Houston.  He issued a statement backpedaling that he was just trying "to be a good dad."  Apparently, Crud wasn't interested in the sunny vacation angle.  He just thought his daughters needed his company for the 2 1/2 hour flight.  

Naturally, when his daughters return to the states, I'm sure Crud will once again fly down to Mexico solo. See?  That way, they'll all be gloriously reunited.  Then they can all come home together.  Truly a kumbaya moment.  

Crud probably thought, that just like Donald Trump, he can behave however he wants without fear of reprisal.  Hey, the Orange Prolapse can launch an insurrection that ends up killing and permanently maiming people in an attempt to destroy democracy and the United States government, never apologize, continue to embrace The Big Lie... and then hit the links for a round of golf. 

So why is a Senator Crud held to such a higher standard than the former President?

Good question.  It's because Trump-Rambo (Trambo) supporters are a cult.  It's all grounded in religious fanatacism and hero worship.

Crud can inspire anger and hostility.  But it's not accompanied with the dumb-shitted zealotry.  

I'd encourage someone to make a Crambo pic.  It'd be a hoot.  

No Democrat, No Liberal, No Socialist can stop him.

Lesser Man Cruz
sonofsaf

I know you’re secretly gay
You like Trump’s ass in your face
Now you’re a dad
You think you’re tough
Do you want Trump’s dick in your ass
You like it more than muff

I know you’re a Spic not a Jew
I know this song’s about you
You’re still a dad
And you can't get enough
Do you want Donald’s dick in your ass
You like it more than muff

Sometimes I wish you would blow
Your dick is the tiniest you know
It ain’t that long
I’ve been fucked up the ass rough
Aww, couldn't you just
Let me go down and do my stuff

I know you’ve lost your own mind
McDonald’s gonna eat Big Mac and fries
You’re still a dad
You think you’re tough
Do you want Trump’s dick in your ass
You like it more than muff

Screw it, screw it, screw it
I’m the lesser man Cruz
I'm the lesser man Cruz, yeah
I’m the lesser man Cruz
I'm the lesser man Cruz, yeah
I’m the lesser man Cruz
I'm the lesser man Cruz, yeah
I’m the lesser man Cruz
I'm the lesser man Cruz, yeah
Yeah

 

Second Hand News
Fleetwood Mac

I know there's nothin' to say
Someone has taken my place
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won't you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuff

I know I got nothin' on you
I know there's nothin' to do
When times go bad
And you can't get enough
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass
And let me do my stuff

One thing I think you should know
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
Been down so long
I've been tossed around enough
Aww, couldn't you just
Let me go down and do my stuff

I know you're hopin' to find
Someone who's gonna give you peace of mind
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won't you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuff

Do it, do it, do it
I’m just second hand news
I'm just second hand news, yeah
I'm just second hand news
I'm just second hand news, yeah
I'm just second hand news
I'm just second hand news, yeah
I'm just second hand news
I'm just second hand news, yeah
Yeah 

 

Fleetwood Mac concerts:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Stevie Nicks concert:

 

7-6-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

At this point, if it's not entirely obvious, my objective is to get voters to refer to Senator Ted Cruz as... Senator Ted Crud.  I may very well start creating nicknames for other U.S. Senators.

Do not share this information with Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), former President Donald J. Trump, Cancun vacationers, Fleetwood Mac fans, Ratt vocalist Stephen Pearcy, and/or homosexual individuals with small genitalia.