#88. Practice To Impeach

Although there are plenty of lawyers on both sides of the Trump impeachment trial, the heavy hitters seem pretty obvious.  Representative Jamie Raskin (D-MD) will spearhead the anti-Trump forces.

David Schoen (an attorney from Alabama whose previous clients include Jeffrey Epstein and Roger Stone) will represent the Orange Prolapse's defense team.

So it all comes down to this... to impeach OR not to impeach.  THAT is the question.    

I thought Raskin's opening statement was solid.  At some point, I would encourage him to raise the following question.  "What assurance is there, that in the future, Donald Trump won't continue to stage rallies and encourage his followers to attack innocent men, women and children?  What's the game plan if these actions result in additional injuries and fatalities. 

Oddly enough, Schoen is an observant Jew who makes a deliberate effort to cover his head, with his hand, while drinking a sacred sip of water.  Why?  Because he's not wearing his magic Jew hat.

Dedicated to Congressman Jamie Raskin.  If necessary, feel free to use the following parody for inspiration.

Practice To Impeach
sonofsaf

It’s time to take a stand
Trump needs to stay the fuck away
His tweets were never sound
The consequences you must weigh
The final curtain of the White House glory hole
All of the news you fake, not a think tank
Removal is the goal, Trump has got no soul

Trump never had much fun, the fun to play and to betray
Seconds without hunger the buffet
You gonna stick your wife in and out of her holes
But she will not do porn, First Lady learned
There ain’t no starring role! Better know your role!


So practice to impeach!
Practice to impreach!
Peach!
Practice to impeach!
Practice to impeach!
Peach!
Practice to impeach!

It’s time to take a stand
Trump needs to stay the fuck away
His tweets were never sound
The consequences you must weigh
The final curtain of the White House glory hole
All of the news you fake, not a think tank
Removal is the goal, Trump has got no soul

World’s greatest troll, Trump has got no soul
World’s greatest troll, so practice to impeach

So practice to impeach!
Peach!
Practice to impeach!
Practice to impeach!
Peach!

Practice What You Preach
Testament

You think your life's so great
You don't believe a word you say
Your feet aren't on the ground
You let your life just slip away
Just so uncertain of your body and your soul
The promises you make, your mind so blank
And then you lose control, then you lose control!

I never was the one, the one to say the things you say
Never seem to wonder what you say
You think you've got your life completely in control
You've got a lot to learn, the bridge you burned
It's gonna take its toll! Pay the burnt bridge toll!

So practice what you preach!
Practice what you preach!
Preach!
Practice what you preach!
Practice what you preach!
Preach!
Practice what you preach!

You think your life's so grad
You don't believe a word you say
Your feet aren't on the ground
You let your life just slip away
Just so uncertain of your body and your soul
The promises you make, your mind so blank
And then you lose control, then you lose control!

Pay the burnt bridge toll, then you lose control
Pay the burnt bridge toll, so practice what you preach

So practice what you preach!
Preach!
Practice what you preach!
Practice what you preach!
Preach!

Testament concerts:

7-15-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA (one of my all-time favorite concerts)

11-1-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-25-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Congressman Jamie Raskin (D-MD), attorney David Schoen, former President Donald J. Trump, Chuck Billy, and/or the viewers of the Trump impeachment trial (round 2).