#89. Dear Students

The Biden administration needs a comprehensive plan for getting kids to physically go back to school.  Considering how there's been an entire year's worth of Covid disinformation tactics, it's gonna be next to impossible to convince an overwhelming percentage of parents that all the schools are suddenly safe on such and such a date.

So I'd unveil a strategy that focuses heavily on food insecurity.  Hey, everyone's gotta eat.  Right?

I even have the perfect spokesperson in mind.  The Bears Against Drugs telemarketing phenom of the early 90's --- Anna A. a/k/a "Anna Grubler, German Shot Put Artist."  Who among us can ever forget her poignant refrain... "Leave me alone, I'm eatin'!"  Oh, how Anna would peddle the Smoky Mountain Secret gift boxes: the jellies and preserves, the steak sauces and seasonings, the mustard, the gourmet salad dressings, and never forget, the much heralded fruit syrups.

Dear Students
sonofsaf

Dear Students, time for Taco Tuesday
Dear Students, eat the lunch buffet

The fries are up, the beef is stew
I’m kinda full and cheese is bleu
Dear Students hey it’s Taco Tuesday

Dear Students won’t you biggie size
Dear Students teachers are unwise

Hot wings to go my turds will sting
Cuz you have eaten all of them
Dear Students hey you should not biggie size.

Look for ground and round
Look for ground round round
Look for ground

Dear Students show me that new style
Dear Students impeachment is wild
The crowd will be a weighty gain
Synthetic cloth and Diapers depend
Dear Students hey show me that new style.

Dear Students, time for Taco Tuesday
Dear Students, eat the lunch buffet
The fries are up, the beef is stew
I’m kinda full and cheese is bleu
Dear Students hey it’s Taco Tuesday
 

Dear Prudence
The Beatles

Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day

The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play

Dear Prudence open up your eyes
Dear Prudence see the sunny skies
The wind is low the birds will sing
That you are part of everything
Dear Prudence won't you open up your eyes?

Look around round
Look around round round
Look around

Dear Prudence let me see you smile
Dear Prudence like a little child
The clouds will be a daisy chain
So let me see you smile again
Dear Prudence won't you let me see you smile?

Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play

 

When John Lennon was assassinated in 1980, I was 10 years old.  Hence, no Beatles concerts.

Paul McCartney concerts:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with the Biden administration, Secretary of Education nominee Miguel Cardona, former Bears Against Drugs employees, members of the fictitious West Virginia Troopers Association, and/or Paul McCartney.