Sunday, February 28, 2021

#151. I'm a Little Rick Scott

All hail the three amigos of Florida:  Governor Ron DeSantis, Senator Rick Scott, & Senator Marco Rubio.



Or as I like to call them: the negative libidos, the dangerous placebos, and/or the formidable dildos.

 


I’m a Little Rick Scott
sonofsaf

I’m a little Rick Scott
Who sold out
When there’s a scandal
I chicken out
If I was a grown up
Have no doubt
Hostile takeover
I’ll buy you out


I’m A Little Teapot
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I’m a little teapot
Short and stout.
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout:
Tip me over
And pour me out!


Please do not share this information with Senator Rick Scott (R-FL), Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL), and/or Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL).

 

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