It's my intention to do a series of fast food parodies. This one's inspired by the memorable frat scene from the movie Super Bad. I've always thought that my generation's Fast Times at Ridgemont High... was this generation's Super Bad. The latter being less dramatic but way funnier.
Dedicated to Fogell a/k/a McLovin' (Christopher Mintz-Plasse).
These Fries
sonofsaf
These fries fry every bite for you
These farms McMuffin egg my friend
The squirtin’s my pee, yeah
And the shitting was all me, no, my baby, no no
You gave a toilet for free, yeah
An' I clogged it, an I clogged it, oh no
These fries were salted with a seasoning blend
That fart was something you can’t defend
The squirtin’s my pee, yeah
And the shitting was all me, no, no, no
You had a cow with me, yeah
An' you ate it, an' you ate it, babe
These fries are fryin’
These fries seem like a form of drugs
But there’s never gonna be a Big Mac attack for me and you
These fries are fryin’
These fries seem like a form of drugs
But there’s never gonna be a Big Mac attack for me and you
These fries are fryin’
These fries seem like a form of drugs
But there’s never gonna be a Big Mac attack for me and you
These fries fry for lunch for me and you
These farms, these farms McMuffin egg, egg for my friend
These fries are fryin’
These fries seem like a form of drugs
But there’s never gonna be a Big Mac attack for me and you
These fries are fryin’
These fries seem like a form of drugs
But there’s never gonna be a Big Mac attack for me and you
These fries are fryin’
These fries seem like a form of drugs
But there’s never gonna be a Big Mac attack for me and you
These fries are fryin’
These fries seem like a form of drugs
But there’s never gonna be a Big Mac attack for me and you
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Don't ya know these fries are fryin' every night
Let’s grease it back from the start…
These Eyes
The Guess Who
These eyes cry every night for you
These arms long to hold you again
The hurtin's on me, yeah
And I will never be free, no, my baby, no no
You gave a promise to me, yeah
An' you broke it, an' you broke it, oh no
These eyes watched you bring my world to an end
This heart could not accept and pretend
The hurtin's on me, yeah
And I will never be free, no, no, no
You took the vow with me, yeah
An' you spoke it, an' you spoke it, babe
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes cry every night for you
These arms, these arms long to hold you, hold you again
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But their never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But their never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But their never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But their never gonna see another one like I had with you
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Don't ya know these eyes are cryin' every night
I need you back in my heart...
The Who concerts:
7-16-89, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
6-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-11-06, Value City Arena, Columbus, OH (all of us just walked in an emergency exit... with cans of Old Milwaukee in tow)
11-11-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
3-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this information with fans of The Who, The Guess Who and/or McLovin'.
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