#69. Kevin and Hell

Exactly what do think Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) and the Orange Prolapse are pointing at?

A.  Melania's exposed beaver region

B.  A confederate flag

C.  Stormy Daniels-is-zz cleavage

D.  Minority children in cages

E.  All of the above

Obviously the answer is "E."  Hey, a helluva lotta shit went down during the last 4 years.  And I'm not talkin' about good dip.  I'm talkin' bad shit.

Dedicated to anyone who takes a fire and brimstone approach to hell.  Particularly the notion of a mischievous, bright red, porky pig-devil, poking sinners in the tuchi (plural of tuchus) with a pitchfork. 

 

Kevin and Hell
sonofsaf

Suck on his dong, you’re a sucker
It’s not that long, unlike Evil Kneivel
The Donald is never a faker
The pastries forgive, he's a baker
So it’s Comicon and con, it's Kevin and hell
Oh well

The bile of life comes from liver
Depends undergarments the winner
The grocer will sell you the greening
The spooner will cum when he’s creaming
Port-A-Jon and Jon and Jon, oh it's Port-A-Jon and Jon
It goes Port-A-Jon and Jon, Kevin and Hell
It’s not swell
Cruel, cruel

Oh uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah

The Russia hoax was not real, no collusion
For every ache of his tooth, he goes under the knife
Blood will be shed for the answer, and Marjorie Greene is a cancer
You’re a pawn and pawn, pawn and pawn and pawn and pawn and pawn and pawn and pawn

They say his ass it really smells
Gas steadfast, ring the liberty bell
The world is full of Q-Anon schemes
They all tell lies of laser beams
It's Kevin and hell, oh well

They say his ballsack is very tight
A prune will make you shit alright
He went to school at slip’n’falls
And now they say he lost his balls
It's Kevin and hell, oh no

Cruel, cruel
He’s got testicular cancer
Cruel, cruel
Exotic dancer
Drool, drool, drool

Heaven and Hell
Black Sabbath

Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil
The devil is never a maker
The less that you give, you're a taker
So it's on and on and on, it's heaven and hell
Oh well

The lover of life's not a sinner
The ending is just a beginner
The closer you get to the meaning
The sooner you'll know that you're dreaming
So it's on and on and on, oh it's on and on and on
It goes on and on and on, Heaven and Hell
I can tell
Fool, fool

Oh uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Well if it seems to be real, it's illusion
For every moment of truth, there's confusion in life
Love can be seen as the answer, but nobody bleeds for the dancer
And it's on and on, on and on and on and on and on and on and on

They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
The world is full of kings and queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's heaven and hell, oh well

And they'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls
It's heaven and hell, oh no

Fool, fool
You've got to bleed for the dancer
Fool, fool
Look for the answer
Fool, fool, fool 

Ronnie James Dio Concerts:

6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-8-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Black Sabbath Concert:

8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (OzzFest)

Please do not share this information with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA), former President Donald Trump, former First Lady Melania Trump, Stormy Daniels, those who proudly fly the Confederate flag, caged children, and/or Sabbath (but not the Holy ones) and Dio fans.