#92. Mandel Who Has Sinned

Yesterday, former Ohio State Treasurer Josh Mandel (R-OH) announced his 2022 run for the seat of Rob Portman who's retiring.  Mandel came out blazing with a pro-Trump platform.  I couldn't find a picture of him with the Orange Prolapse.  But here's one of him with Robot Rubio.

All aboard the douchebag express!  Choo fuckin' choo.

Mandel's Senate candidacy announcement was overshadowed his own statements... "I've been watching this sham and unconstitutional impeachment, and it's really made my blood boil and it's motivated me to run for the U.S. Senate.  I want to go to Washington to stand up for the Trump 'America First' agenda.  I think when we look back on this election, we'll see in large part that it was stolen from President Trump."

Yep.  That about sums it up.  If Mandel wins the Republican primary, hopefully this song will stick to him like melting hot wax.  Like a candle in the wind.

Mandel Who Has Sinned
sonofsaf

Why you so obscene
Maybe it’s time to take a fall
The Senate race go fuck yourself
Has all your fundraising stalled
It stalled out you ass hole jerk
And you whimpered that’s inhumane
Trump called on you to stop the steal
And he said it’s all a game

And it seems to me you fucked your wife
Like a Mandel who has sinned
Always slurping on a dick for
Original sin
And I hate you because you’re a Jew
But if we just forbid
Josh Mandel political whore
It’s you we need to rid

Homeliness sure sucks
Not to mention how you are gay
But you could toss a damn salad bar
You’re a faggot never laid
And we hope you die
Oh the blood and soiled Jew
Still we hope you go away
Let's hope that doesn’t sound too rude

And it seems to me you fucked your wife
Like a Mandel who has sinned
Always slurping on a dick for
Original sin
And I hate you because you’re a Jew
But if we just forbid
Josh Mandel political whore
It’s you we need to rid

Why you so obscene
Maybe it’s time to take a fall
The Senate race go fuck yourself
Has all your fundraising stalled
Why you so obscene
From the gang bang by some twenty guys you know
Who say that you are gay and transsexual
More than just our Ohio ho

And it seems to me you fucked your wife
Like a Mandel who has sinned
Always slurping on a dick for
Original sin
And I hate you because you’re a Jew
But if we just forbid
Josh Mandel political whore
It’s you we need to rid
Josh Mandel political whore
It’s you we need to rid

Candle In The Wind
Elton John

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
Goodbye Norma Jean
From the young man in the twenty second row
Who sees you as something more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Elton John concerts:

Elton John, 6-11-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
Elton John, 3-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Elton John, 9-18-12, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV
Elton John, 10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

Please do not share this information with Josh Mandel (R-OH), Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL), former President Donald J. Trump and/or Elton John.