#240. Matt Gaetz

Been a while since my last Matt Gaetz parody, ironically entitled Gaetz Ordeal (Devo's Gates of Steel).   For the near future, I suspect this could be the gift that keeps on giving

You gotta wonder if Matt Gaetz (R-FL) is thinking to himself... maybe I should've asked the Orange Prolapse for one of those special presidential pardons.  Issued behind the scenes.  Incognito of course.  I doubt it but who really knows.  Maybe Gaetz has a golden ticket in his back pocket or hidden somewhere in that fucked up, slicked back hairdo.

Judging by the company he keeps, I'd say there's a 33% chance.

Matt Gaetz
sonofsaf

Rearranging, day by day
Those hooters get bigger teenage way
The boobs make me shiver
My own playground
The beaver’s moistened Wynona’s tight
Matt Gaetz… Matt Gaetz…
Matt Gaetz… Matt Gaetz…

More destabling, violence knows
The dude abides
Extortion grows
Human snot from big nosed Jews
For what it’s never worth
Welcome the fake news

Matt Gaetz… Matt Gaetz…
Matt Gaetz… Matt Gaetz…

Matt Gaetz… Matt Gaetz…
Matt Gaetz… Matt Gaetz…

The Wait
Killing Joke

Motives changing, day to day
The fire increases, masks decay
I look at the river
White foam floats down
The body's poisoned, gotta sit tight
The wait... the wait...
The wait... the wait...

After wakening, silence grows
The screams subside
Distortion shows
Mutant thoughts of bad mouthed news
Is just another birth
Of distorted views

The wait... the wait...
The wait... the wait...

The wait... the wait...
The wait... the wait...

Killing Joke:

11-8-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for Tool).

Definitely one of the more intriguing opening acts I've ever seen.

Please do not share this information with Matt Gaetz (R-FL), his fiance Ginger Luckey, his father Donald Gaetz, presently incarcerated Florida tax collector Joel Greenberg, Roger Stone, and/or former President Donald J. Trump.