#333. Kevin's A Stitt

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt has been in the news lately.  Mostly for signing a bunch of draconian legislation that outlaws abortion statewide.

 

How clever!  As he smiles and proudly poses with the legislation.  Probably handing out Sharpies as well.  Golly gee, wonder where he got that idea.  What a fucking pathetic stooge.  

Expect some additional parodies of Stitt.  Hey, a lot of shit rhymes with Stitt.  Clit, tit, nitwit, etc.

Stitt shares a few guffaws with the Orange Prolapse... moments before his Covid diagnosis.

 

Kevin’s A Stitt
sonofsaf

Covered in shit and sucking a bone
Anal orgy is all he knows
With all the wood, the wads
And the hairy chests
Jack off by hand it’s a cumming express

No cock to ration
Upon a whim
A gigolo, fed him some din
It’s the norm to take it up ass
All offense no defense
Dominatrix

No clam calamity
Let’s build a great wall
Kevin’s the shit!
Faggot instruction

Anal drilling for all
Kevin’s a Stitt!
Erotic dreams of cock
Have cum into play

Kevin’s the shit!
Abortion is sorrow
And they say that he’s gay
Kevin’s a Stitt!

I do what’s wrong, even though it feels so right
That homo faggot has a ball sack tight
You will cum faster
The boner tries
I’ll fuck every man until the day I die

No clam calamity
Let’s build a great wall
Kevin’s the shit!
Faggot instruction

Anal drilling for all
Kevin’s a Stitt!
Erotic dreams of cock
Have cum into play

Kevin’s the shit!
Abortion is sorrow
And they say that he’s gay
Kevin’s a Stitt!

Into the Pit
Testament

Deep in the pit and lying alone
Where death has reared itself a throne
We're all the good, the bad
The worst and the best
And where they land is their eternal rest

Foul plays of passion
At twilight's dim
In joy of woe, of good and sin
Winds of storm and fates overcast
Darkly my presence
Is now your past

Join the insanity
Or die as you fall
Into the pit!
The mass production

And the killing of all
Into the pit!
The future screams for help
Are fading away

Into the pit!
The world tomorrow
Will it die for today?
Into the pit!

So in the sad, silent watches of night
The lonely pathway envisions my sight
Echoes of laughter
And boundless cries
Son here I wander under infinite skies

Join the insanity
Or die as you fall
Into the pit!
The mass production

And the killing of all
Into the pit!
The future screams for help
Are fading away

Into the pit!
The world tomorrow
Will it die for today?
Into the pit!

Testament:

7-15-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA (one of my all-time favorite concerts) *

11-1-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-25-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

* Vio-lence, quite possibly the most underrated band in the history of thrash metal, was the opening act.  Speaking of openers, Chuck Billy opened the show with "Into The Pit."

Please do not share this information with Governor Kevin Stitt (R-OK), First Lady Sarah Stitt, and/or any of their 6 children... Natalie, Drew, Kate, Piper, Remington and Houston.  (the latter half of whom have agonizingly shitty names).