Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Justin Jefferson is doing the "Gritty Dance" on Fortnite.
Gotta be totally honest here. I read a few of the headlines and I'm still not entirely sure what any of this means.
Nonetheless...
Vikings Gritty
sonofsaf
Justin here as Vikings Gritty
Vikings Gritty ain’t so dumb
Justin here as Vikings Gritty
Vikings Gritty ain’t so dumb
It’s just a crazy dancin’ love affair until this Fortnite shit’s done
I'm gonna be gaming on the console
No beer or wine
I'm gonna be gaming on the console
No beer or wine
With my Vikings Gritty baby it's a video gamer state of mind
Well, I’m not ashamed; I am shit for brains
Just listen to me talk, I'm future Hall of Fame
Justin here as Vikings Gritty
Vikings Gritty ain’t so dumb
It’s a crazy video love affair until this Fortnite shit’s done
Kansas City
Fats Domino
I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
They got a crazy way of loving there and I'm gonna get me one
I'm gonna be standing on the corner
12th Street and Vine
I'm gonna be standing on the corner
12th Street and Vine
With my Kansas City baby and a bottle of Kansas City wine
Well, I might take a plane; I might take a train
But if I have to walk, I'm going just the same
I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
They got some crazy little women there and I'm gonna get me one
Much to the chagrin of old school ballers, I've never seen Fats Domino a/k/a The Big Dominipede. He passed away fairly recently in 2017. In the late 50's, he appeared at the Twin Coaches in Belle Vernon on 7 different occasions. And he had 9 gigs at the Syria Mosque. Civic Arena twice.
My two other favorite men referred to as "Fat" or "Fats": The legendary pool shark Minnesota Fats and a friend of Les Claypool.
Please do not share this information with Justin Jefferson, Fortnite enthusiasts and anyone who's fat, physically overweight, and/or morbidly obese.
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