#260. They Hate Mo

My long awaited follow-up to last month's Everyday I Fight Mo Brooks.

Picture yourself as an aspiring U.S. Senate candidate who's intrinsically linked to the protrusion of an orange prolapse.  Your political fate... your entire political destiny emerging from somewhere in a tainted section of exposed colon on the periphery of an inflamed rectum.  Now that takes courage.  Guts, if you will.  No wonder Mo Brooks (R-AL) labels himself the "fearless fighter."

Yesterday, Trump dished out one of his incredibly familiar sounding endorsements.

Dedicated to the far less offensive Mo... G-Mo.

 

They Hate Mo
sonofsaf

Steeples show a place to pray
Q calls me queer, and tells me what to say.
Stupid fuck I do opine
With my coke nose, blowin’ all the lines

Everyone loves big stages
Voter ID the booth
Truth is I love gay dancers
You will see, they hate Mo

I would like a job to blow
Hairy ballsacks I have come to know
Stick a dildo up my ass
Turn the page the book of life goes fast

Gimme that ‘ol time religion
Praying all day and night
Praying to Christ is hollow
You will see, they hate Mo
They hate Mo
They hate Mo
They hate Mo

People they always tell me, I’m an Elf on a Shelf
You gotta worship Trump and look like a fool
It's all how you drop the names, he tries to win not lose
Don’t abuse
Don't pay dues
Win not lose
He will fuck you
He will fuck you
He will fuck you
He will fuck you
No, no, no

Steeples are a place to pray
Q calls me queer, and tells me what to say.
Stupid fuck I do opine
With my coke nose, blowin’ all the lines

Everyone loves big stages
Voter ID the booth
Truth is I love gay dancers
You will see, they hate Mo

I Don’t Know
Ozzy Osbourne

People look to me and say
Is the end near, when is the final day?
What's the future of mankind?
How do I know, I got left behind

Everyone goes through changes
Looking to find the truth
Don't look at me for answers
Don't ask me, I don't know

How am I supposed to know
Hidden meanings that will never show
Fools and prophets from the past
Life's a stage and we're all in the cast

You gotta believe in someone
Asking me who is right
Asking me who to follow
Don't ask me, I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself
You gotta believe in foolish miracles
It's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose
You can choose
Don't confuse
Win or lose
It's up to you
It's up to you
It's up to you
It's up to you
Go, go, go

People look to me and say
Is the end near, when is the final day?
What's the future of mankind?
How do I know, I got left behind, I'm lost

Everyone goes through changes
Looking to find the truth
Don't look at me for answers
Don't ask me, I don't know

Released in 2019, Ozzy Osbourne's latest cd is called Ordinary Man.  The title song makes for a truly riveting video.  Unfortunately, the rest of the cd is comparable to the excrement of the Orange Prolapse.  Pure filler in the realm of McShit and McDonald's defecation. 

Please do not share this information with Congressman Mo Brooks (R-AL), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Ozzy.