Wednesday, June 30, 2021

#493. Joe Lombardo

Yesterday, Clark County Republican Joe Lombardo announced his campaign for Nevada Governor.  He's basically the "Sheriff of Las Vegas."  So naturally he's gonna occupy the far right lane on a "restore law and order" platform.  Seems desperate to align himself with the residual Trumper base.

Sheriff Joe salutes the Orange Prolapse.

It's already a crowded Republican primary ticket.  And a few other high profile names could enter the fray.  So it could get pretty contentious.  Incumbent Governor Steve Sisolak (D) will likely be favored in 2022.  However, Nevada's generally regarded as a pure toss up.  The population of Las Vegas and Reno trend blue.  But the rest of the state is redder than Donald's eternal case of rosacea.


Joe Lombardo

Joe Lombardo, you sound so fucking demented
You've been Mike’n the Pences mother and how
Oh, you're a retard
I know it’s election season
The voters appeasing you
In the here and now

Show off your seven deadly sins, Joe
All over Fox News cable
You blow the Orange Prolapse and have no regrets
But the President’s, not a king
That fat douchebag is unstable
Not to mention both his sons have hair that's wet

Joe Lombardo, oh, your sin city’s a blunder
Weight gain it’s no wonder, that buffet’s like home
And you’re in, oh urine well, it comes out of your cock and
Your penis is showing off its cop testosterone

Aren’t you offended by the Donald’s crimes
Deny the show as the Trumps all whine
The fake news sells his big crimes all the way
You’re choosin’ all the lies you know
Take the money now the dealing’s here to play

Joe Lombardo, you sound so fucking demented
Still Mike’n the Pences, it’s not too late
Dems may be gainin’, but there’s a rural vote for you
You’re gonna screw Nevada fuck you
(Screw Nevada fuck you)
You’re gonna screw Nevada fuck and we’ll just have to wait


The Eagles

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You've been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you
(Let somebody love you)
You better let somebody love you before it's too late


8-15-94, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

Since way back in 1974, The Eagles have frequented Pittsburgh a grand total of 13 times.  I saw 'em once. Good time.  Scalped the hell out of it as well.  Never cared much for the song Desperado.  Kinda drags.

Please do not share this information with Clark County Sheriff Joe Lombardo and/or any candidates running for Governor of Nevada in 2022.

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