Congressman Greg Steube is not from Steubenville, Ohio. Okay asswipe? And hey, it's pronounced Stoobie. As in doobie. I'm just glad he's not my brother.
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Steube hails from Bradenton, Florida. That's where we get sum-uh-dat Buccos spring training bitches. Those guys train their asses off... and in... and out... whatev there is no doubt.
May I make a suggestion? Buccos fans should exercise their First Amendment ballpark rights and deliver cleverly disguised profanity. For example, WHAT THE BUC?!? I'd strongly suggest this yinzarian chant be employed each and every time there's an error. Also, after any home loss. It would be a comforting emotional reprieve for the remaining 623 fans at the end of an 11-2 loss.
"What the Buc! What the Buc!! What the Buc!!!"
Steube Ooh
sonofsaf
Steube fuckin’ ooh, screw you too
The cops should fuck your ass now
Steube fuckin’ ooh, screw you too
You’ll take it up the ass now
Cum in Steube ooh, dildo too
He’s gonna cry me a river
And he loves drinking pee and toiletries
It makes him quake and quiver
A conflict we can’t possibly resolve
So Steube ooh the police think you’re whack, no ball sack
And Steube ooh you’ll suck it too
You’re gonna get yourself a Steube smack, in the crack
Steube fuckin’ ooh, up yours too
Your asshole we’ll be fillin’
And if you are fucking Steube ooh
Go take your penicillin
RE-PUB-LIC-AN
Steube fuckin’ ooh, screw you too
The cops should fuck your ass now
Steube fuckin’ ooh, screw you too
You’ll take it up the ass now
Steube fuckin’ ooh, up yours too
Your asshole we’ll be fillin’
And if you are fucking Steube ooh
Go take your penicillin
Scooby Doo
KIDZ BOP
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
We got some work to do now
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
We need some help from you now
Come on Scooby Doo, I see you
Pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me 'cause I can see
The way you shake and shiver
You know we got a mystery to solve
So Scooby Doo be ready for your act, don't hold back
And Scooby Doo if you come through
You're gonna have yourself a Scooby Snack, that's a fact
Scooby Dooby Doo, here are you
You're ready and you're willin'
If we can count on you Scooby Doo
I know we'll catch that villain
1, 2, 3, 4
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
We got some work to do now
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
We need some help from you now
Scooby Dooby Doo, here are you
You're ready and you're willin'
If we can count on you Scooby Doo
I know we'll catch that villain
When I summon recollections of the absolute worst cartoons, Scooby Doo ends up in second place. Now you probably wanna know, uh Saf, what's the worst cartoon ever? Answer: it's a tie between Popeye and whatever that blipping, boinking, boob-sweating Betty Boop shit was.
But what's the best cartoon ever? That's easy. Speed Racer. As you can see, I take this animated shit very seriously.
Considering my tone... if you haven't garnered my inference, if you haven't comprehended my cranium...
Well fuck you.
Please do not share this material with the following House Repulicunts:
- Lauren Boebert of Colorado
- John Rose of Tennessee
- Andy Harris of Maryland
- Thomas Massie of Kentucky
- Bob Good of Virginia
- Louie Gohmert of Texas
- Barry Moore of Alabama
- Ralph Norman of South Carolina
- Matt Rosendale of Montana
- Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
- Chip Roy of Texas
- Paul Gosar of Arizona
- Andy Biggs of Arizona
- Warren Davidson of Ohio
- Scott Perry of Pennsylvania
- Matt Gaetz of Florida
- Greg Steube of Florida
- Andrew Clyde of Georgia
- Jody Hice of Georgia
- Mary Miller of Illinois
- Michael Cloud of Texas
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