Thursday, June 24, 2021

#481. Spears

Back in 2007, Britney Spears had a nervous breakdown and shaved her head.

Then, she went wolfman berserker and attacked a defenseless Toyota 4Runner with an oversized golf umbrella.  


Personally speaking, I think the SUV deserved it.  The Toyota Board of Directors summed it up best... "Oh what a feeling!"

Anyhoo, now she's heading to court to fight her estranged father's conservatorship.  Since she's worth an estimated 60-70 million and isn't even permitted to remodel her kitchen without the consent of daddio... well, that's kind of a big deal.


Stealing her pay ‘cause her dad thinks she’s cray
Takes all the bling she’s got
Breaking the bank screw her as you please
Judge was paid and bought
Shouldn’t she get a break today

Cause pop life really blows
It’s all the fortune and the fame
And the money’s all a game
She wants to be all she can be (ah-ah)
She’s gonna file a claim (ah-ah)
She’s gonna receive all the fortune from her name

Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart-Angelo

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see (ah-ah)
Our troubles are all the same (ah-ah)
You wanna be where everybody knows your name


I was a big fan of Shelley Long back in the day.  "She's got a little yellow squirt gun!"  

But when Kirstie Alley entered the fray, that's when the show really started its downhill descent.

Naturally, Kirstie Alley is a hardcore supporter of the Orange Prolapse.

Maybe the world makes sense after all.

Please do not share this information with Britney Spears, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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