#462. Lazy Mitch

Senator Mitch McConnell is trying to flex his "minority muscle."  Vowing that if Republicans win back the Senate in 2022, there will no Biden Supreme Court nominees until after the 2024 election.  I'm guessing he thinks this narrative is helpful to future Republican candidates.  And to be blunt, he might be correct.  Especially since his entire party's platform, er, uh what's left of it, is wholly geared toward stoking the culture wars (abortion, LGBTQ, voter suppression).  Issues that historically get resolved by the high court.  

So what should be the Democratic response?  Frustration?  Outrage?  Disgust?  Indignation?

I'm assuming that's what McConnell wants to see.  If I were the Dems, I'd opt for a different approach.  One that consists of condescension and mockery.  Simply explain how this latest Mitch maneuver is a pathetically embarrassingly attempt to remain relevant.  How he's grasping at straws.  And then immediately pivot to how the entire Republican party is terrified of the Orange Prolapse.  Including their pitiable leader... Mitch.

Lookin' good!  For a "chin flab bitch" that is.

 

Lazy Mitch
sonofsaf

Turtle clown, you got an ugly face
Theory critical race
And now you look so weak no doubt
Boys so proud, mumblin’ bullshit paid
Matters what you say, not in the majori-tay

Hey
He’s a lazy Mitch
And he smells like crud, an obstructionist
He’s ice cream, vanilla flavored right
Matches his consistency like a flan

Hey
He’s a lazy Mitch
And he smells like crud, an obstructionist
He’s ice cream, vanilla flavored right
Matches his consistency like a flan

A Jagoff, he calls it the long game
Bullshit more of the same
Orange Prolapse never pays that’s cool
He just whines, like a fake news boss
Tiny mushroom cock, scumbag of the human race

Hey
He’s a lazy Mitch
And he smells like crud, an obstructionist
He’s ice cream, vanilla flavored right
Matches his consistency like a flan

Hey
He’s a lazy Mitch
And he smells like crud, an obstructionist
He’s ice cream, vanilla flavored right
Matches his consistency like a flan

Wants fellatio
Without the wood
Wants fellatio
Without the wood

Lazy Mitch
Lazy Mitch
Lazy Mitch

Hey

He’s a lazy Mitch
And he smells like crud, an obstructionist
He’s ice cream, vanilla flavored right
Matches his consistency like a flan
Hey
He’s a lazy Mitch
And he smells like crud, an obstructionist
He’s ice cream, vanilla flavored right
Matches his consistency like a flan

In this world
You’ll take the fall
Shoot above par
Orange Prolapsin’ clown
Jerk it off
Your shriveled cock
You’re lazy
But why do you fuck your country

Hey
He’s a lazy Mitch
And he smells like crud, an obstructionist
He’s ice cream, vanilla flavored right
Matches his consistency like a flan

Hey
He’s a lazy Mitch
And he smells like crud, an obstructionist
He’s ice cream, vanilla flavored right
Matches his consistency like a flan
Consistency flan

You're lazy
But why do you fuck your country 

Crazy Bitch
Buckcherry

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch

Hey

You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Buckcherry has played Pittsburgh a grand total of 11 times.  I saw them only once... on August 31, 2008.  'Twas Crue Fest.  The same day I met my future wife.

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