Looks as though Merrick Garland will be confirmed as the new Attorney General today. Obama had previously nominated Garland for the Supreme Court back on March 16, 2016. But then Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell opted to derail the nominating process. That was five fucking years ago. Delay, obstruct, clog... Mitch the Bitch is like some kind of fuddy duddy janitor with a hero complex. Reminds me of those firefighters who actually start a fire, just they can respond, rescue Tippy the dog, and put out the flames in a timely fashion. Then, the town salutes them as a hero.
Mitch the Janitorial Bitch goes around crapping all over the place. Clogging up as many toilets as is humanly possible. But then refuses to make the god damn house call and come fix the commode. My point: when Mitch heeds the call to public service... you end up on the receiving end of a big 'ol toilet bowl o'shit. That's my perspective. Just in case you were ever curious.
Garland
sonofsaf
Trump is fucked up all through and through
Trump is not a number one dad
To kill him I’d torture anyone from Baghdad
Trump is so fucked up with that hairdo
He'd sell off his wife what a thrill
To kill him I'd shoot him up the ass
His name’s Merrick Garland
The best A.G. we’re glad
The best A.G. we’re glad
Trump is fucked up all through and through
Trump’s a punk ass bitch made of snot
To kill him I’d poison all of the damn cops
Trump is still fucked up with that hairdo
Dismember his face from his head
To castrate I’d slice his nuts from his ballsack
His name’s Merrick Garland
The best A.G. we’re glad
The best A.G. we’re glad
Trump likes the ground round
Trump thinks he’s in love with Hamburglar
Trump goes to McDonald’s without you
His happy meal it comes with juice
One and done’s not fun
He’s still hoping for the presidency
He wants to fuck you
Trump is fucked up all through and through
Trump’s a punk ass bitch made of snot
To kill him I’d poison all of the damn cops
Trump is still fucked up with that hairdo
Dismember his face from his head
To castrate I’d slice his nuts from his ballsack
His name’s Merrick Garland
The best A.G. we’re glad
The best A.G. we’re glad
Bargain
The Who
I'd gladly lose me to find you
I'd gladly give up all I had
To find you I'd suffer anything and be glad
I'd pay any price just to get you
I'd work all my life and I will
To win you I'd stand naked, stoned and stabbed
I'd call that a bargain
The best I ever had
The best I ever had
I'd gladly lose me to find you
I'd gladly give up all I got
To catch you I'm gonna run and never stop
I'd pay any price just to win you
Surrender my good life for bad
To find you I'm gonna drown an unsung man
I'd call that a bargain
The best I ever had
The best I ever had
I sit looking 'round
I look at my face in the mirror
I know I'm worth nothing without you
In life one and one don't make two
One and one make one
And I'm looking for that free ride to me
I'm looking for you
I'd gladly lose me to find you
I'd gladly give up all I got
To catch you I'm gonna run and never stop
I'd pay any price just to win you
Surrender my good life for bad
To find you I'm gonna drown an unsung man
I'd call that a bargain
The best I ever had
The best I ever had
The Who:
7-16-89, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
6-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-11-06, Value City Arena, Columbus, OH
11-11-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
3-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this information with Merrick Garland, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), and/or custodial engineers.
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