#207. Third Wave

I couldn't help but notice that "Americans For Freedom" is staging a rally this morning.  They're meeting up at the Roberto Clemente statue and will recite the pledge of allegiance, sing God Bless America, God Bless the U.S.A., Born in the U.S.A., basically sing any generic song about God and country.  Hey, who isn't eager to embrace the term "amber waves of grain?"  I'll tell you who... Joe Biden!  

Then, it's onto the speeches where they'll focus on business closures, mask shaming, and repeatedly uttering the word "freedom" at any opportunity. 

(Crackpot local Wendy Bell will serve as the leading dignitary & keynote speaker.)

Interesting... that out of all the historic locations in Pittsburgh, "Americans for Freedom" would choose a mass vaccination site (PNC Park) for their rally.  Yep, sounds about right.  

Here's the new, self-appointed leader of the freedom movement in 2021.

(I hate Ted Cruz.)

Lots of recent discussion about the "x" numbered waves of Covid.  Feel free to use this parody as a template for any one syllable waves coming to a town and/or country near you.  First, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, eigth, ninth, tenth, twelfth.

Third Wave
sonofsaf

Fake, if you want to die
If your life’s on lease
If you’re black not white

Sake, if you’re on the ground
If you are ground up
If you ground and pound

Care, if it injects deep
If it’s inside me
If it helps you breathe

Have nothing to fear
Don’t vaccinate
You know there could be a third wave

Try, if you want to cry
If it’s not for me
If it’s your demise  

Fate, if it’s not your fate
If you like to rage
If you misbehave

Pray, if there’s disarray
If you need to steal
Come whatever may

Have nothing to fear
Don’t vaccinate
You know there could be a third wave

There could be a third wave
There could be a third wave, third wave
There could be a third wave, third wave

Try, if you want to cry
If it’s not for me
If it’s your demise  

Fate, if it’s not your fate
If you like to rage
If you misbehave

Fake, if you want to die
If your life’s on lease
If you’re black not white

Have nothing to fear
Don’t vaccinate
You know there could be a third wave

There could be a third wave
There could be a third wave, third wave
There could be a third wave
There could be a third wave
There could be a third wave, third wave
There could be a third wave
There could be a third wave, third wave

 

My Wave
Soundgarden

Take, if you want a slice
If you want a piece
If it feels alright

Break, if you like the sound
If it gets you up
If it brings you down

Share, if it makes you sleep
If it sets you free
If it helps to breath

Don't come over here
Piss on my gate
Save it just keep it off my wave

Cry, if you want to cry
If it helps you see
If it clears your eyes

Hate, if you want to hate
If it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave

Pray, if you want to pray
If you like to kneel
If you like to lay

Don't come over here
Piss on my gate
Save it just keep it off my wave

Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave, my wave
Keep it off my wave, my wave

Cry, if you want to cry
If it helps you see
If it clears your eyes

Hate, if you want to hate
If it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave

Take, if you want a slice
If you want a piece
If it feels alright

Don't come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it off my wave

Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave, my wave
Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave, my wave
Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave, my wave

Soundgarden:

5-12-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA 

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