Yep, another mass shooting. Just another Proud Boy who drives a big pick up truck and suffers from small dick syndrome. Likely a diehard cult-worshiper of the Orange Prolapse. Hey, it doesn't take a Master's degree in clinical psychology to make that diagnosis. He ain't the first... and he sure as hell won't be the last.
The media often claims how it's a bad idea to release the names of serial killers. How they might be viewed as a source of inspiration and could conceivably become martyrs. Obviously not good from a "copy-cat" perspective.
I disagree. I think it's best to regale these piece of shit murderous losers in perpetuity. Preferably in bastardized song. Hopefully, the following parody will create a more accurate, lasting impression of the real Robert Aaron Long.
You Robert Aaron Long
sonofsaf
He was the dean of mean, masturbatin’ machine
He had the biggest asshole that never was clean
He ate a lot of fries, it ain’t no surprise
Eating me out with that McHappy meal prize
Livin’ life without care, liked to play truth or dare
He’s covered with cum, has almost no pubic hair
'Cause the news was faking, and Trump was shaking
The lies he’s snaking and we was taking it (up the ass)
And you Robert Aaron Long
Yeah, you Robert Aaron Long
Jerking is a crime when in public not fine
Don’t you ever mind, he’s not kind, not kind
Looks like Santa Claus, his wear for the worse
Oh the say can you see, dumbshit fag hardcore
So he came to town fired a bunch of rounds
To his bible he’ll cling it’s just another thing
And the news was faking, and Trump was shaking
The lies he’s snaking and we was taking it (up the ass)
And you Robert Aaron Long
Yeah, you Robert Aaron Long
And shot me dead, I said
You Robert Aaron Long
The news was faking and you Robert Aaron Long
Yeah, you sucked me
Well, you fucked me
You really fucked me and you Aaron Donald Long
Ooh, you Robert Aaron Long
Yeah, yeah, you Robert Aaron Long
You’re really cunty and you Robert Aaron Long
Yeah, you’re Robert
Yeah, you’re Robert Aaron Long
You Shook Me All Night Long
AC/DC
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air
She told me to come, but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking
My mind was aching and we were making it
And you shook me all night long
Yeah, you shook me all night long
Working double time on the seduction line
She's one of a kind, she's just mine, all mine
Wanted no applause, it's just another course
Made a meal outta me, and come back for more
Had to cool me down to take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
That the walls were shaking, the Earth was quaking
My mind was aching and we were making it
And you shook me all night long
Yeah, you shook me all night long
And knocked me out, I said
You shook me all night long
You had me shaking and you shook me all night long
Yeah, you shook me
Well, you took me
You really took me and you shook me all night long
Ooh, you shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you shook me all night long
You really got me and you shook me all night long
Yeah, you shook me
Yeah, you shook me all night long
AC/DC:
5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this information with the immediate family members of Robert Aaron Long, former President Donald J. Trump, and/or fans of the rock band AC/DC.
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